1. KALEB AND ZACH’S BEGINNER CLIMBING ACADEMY “WE’LL GET YOU DOWN HOPEFULLY…”

2. WE’LL GET YOU TO THE SUMMIT To prove to you that our guides are the best, we have included this picture of two people on the summit. We are pretty sure that these climbers had to step over several bodies to get up here, but they did it.

3. NEED OXYGEN? Once you start going up the mountain you have better made sure that you took enough oxygen because since we are so cheap, we get cheap oxygen that doesn’t last long and we don’t have surplus of it so what you bring is what you get. Good Luck!

4. WHAT IS YOUR CHANCE? As you can see, this man died from freezing, not because of loss of oxygen. We were there and our company checked his oxygen levels and found out that he still had half a tank left.

5. STEPPING OVER CELEBRITIES As you are climbing up this amazing mountain you will come to a vertical climb named after the first person who climbed this, this British guy’s name is Sir Edmund Hilary and this vertical climb is called The Hilary Step, at this point if you need more oxygen then there is probably lots of dead bodies to take from, so help yourself!

6. FINALLY AT THE SUMMIT Most of our climbers that have made it to the summit have described some of the feelings they have had, they say that the sight is very exhilarating but most are too tired to enjoy it. But you could be our first one to look at this sight and be very happy with what you have seen, because you will understand then that you have completed an amazing task.

7. HEALTH RISKS? When signing up to climb with us, you should mention if you have had any eye problems or surgery done in your life, we say this because one of you customers did not tell us and in the high altitudes and cold weather it blinded him, but he was still lucky enough to come out with his life still intact.

8. WHAT COULD HAPPEN? There are many things that can happen on a trip on this awesome mountain You could get a dangerous case of frost bite. Another terrible thing that could happen is falling off the mountain

9. CONTACT US NOW!!!!!! Kaleb and Zach’s Beginner Climbing Academy Are proud to have any customer contact us in this climb, but hurry because tickets are going faster than a oxygen leaving a tank.