1. This is to certify the following film has been approved for select audiences. ANGRY MAN V Copyright July 2004 Steve OGorman Rated 12m - All monkeys must be accompanied by 12 baboons whilst viewing this feature. Film ID: 0006 MMIV

2. G O R M L I N E C I N E M A P R E S E N T S

3. A N I N G W U T F I L M S P R O D U C T I O N

4. I can feel it in the wind... In the trees and in the waters... Many things which once were angry......are yellow faced with a blazing wrath...

5. One man to anger them... One man to find them... One man to bring them all... And in the darkness... MELT THEIR PITIFUL FACES OFF WITH SCORCING HOT LASER VISION!!!

6. Anger The Of The Mans

7. The Fellowship of the Thing

9. Lookit thems hairy feets

13. Mwahahahahahahaaaw!!! The ring is once again mine! Nothing shall hinder me now!

14. Giant disembodied eye + Magic ring = No fingers stupid. Well gosh darn it... Oh well...

15. Party hats for everybody!!!

16. Now begins the age of partying! With balloons and stuff... Yay!! end