1. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT BUSH! Vote Green. Support the campaign to re-elect Big Brother.

2. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org Are Your Professors Un-American Liberals? Report them! Contact the UCD Ministry of Love at: orwellucd@yahoo.com Act now, before this thoughtcrime aids the terrorists.

3. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH Be vigilant. Terrorists thrive on unknown unknowns. “Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know.” - Donald Rumsfeld, MiniPax

4. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WAR IS PEACE By taking the war abroad we keep peace at home! Only eternal war can bring peace in our times.

5. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org FREEDOM IS SLAVERY Fight to renew the USA/PATRIOT Act. Reinstate the House Un-American Activities Committee. We can only be free when all terrorists, thoughtcriminals, and dissidents are silenced.

6. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org TELESCREENS ARE PLUSGOOD We like the telescreen in the MU. It gives us doubleplusgood adverinfo. Tell ASUCD to install more telescreens!

7. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH The main reason we went to Iraq is to liberate its people. Saddam had “weapons of mass destruction-related program activities”. America is safer now.

8. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org Re-Elect Bush! A Compassionate Conservative George Bush’s health care plan covers fully 73.3% of Americans! But John Kerry’s plan will leave more than 11 million uncovered. And even worse, the Green Party plan will cost us trillions.

9. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PREVENT UNGOOD FOREST FIRES Support the Healthy Forests Initiative. God gave Americans the forests to harvest. If we don’t exploit our resources, they will burn down.

10. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THERE IS NO CLIMATE CHANGE Global Warming is a Terrorist lie. Liberal scientists can’t parameterize clouds correctly. Don’t see “The Day After Tomorrow”.

11. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP SEXCRIME! Homosexuality is sexcrime. Support the Defense of Marriage constitutional amendment. “Gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

12. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org NUDITY IS SEXCRIME! Children should not be allowed to see mammary glands. Send Janet Jackson to Guantanamo Bay. Bare breasts are a significant threat to the security of American families.

13. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VOTE ASUCD Student Focus and LEAD are plusgood parties. Independents, such as Cohen-Cutler, don’t represent the whole UCD community. Vote for whoever the parties pick; they know best for everyone.

14. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org EAT MORE BEEF American beef is completely safe; support our economy. Cattle like to eat animal by-products. Report vegans to the Ministry of Love.

15. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SAVE THE KITTENS! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. And the CIA doesn’t like to watch you doing that, anyway. God hates sexcrime.

16. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SODOMY IS SEXCRIME! No oral is good oral. Some things were not meant to go in some places.

17. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org GOD SUPPORTS BUSH “I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004... The Lord has just blessed him [Bush]... I mean, he could make terrible mistakes and come out of it. It doesn't make any difference what he does, good, or bad, God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him.” -Pat Robertson DO YOU?

18. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org CENSOR TV! Never let the Janet Jackson sexcrime incident happen again. Support government censorship of live telescreen broadcasts. “It is just the latest example of what we've noted is a growing list of deplorable incidents on the nation's airwaves.” - Michael Powell, FCC Chairman

19. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PUNISH SEXCRIMINALS Janet Jackson is a thoughtcriminal and a sexcriminal. It’s the woman’s fault; Justin is the victim.

20. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org CELEBRATE ANTI- SEXCRIME DAY Have a VD free V-Day. The best way to show love is to love Big Brother’s policies. Abstinence is the only Party-approved means of birth-control.

21. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org UC DAVIS ADMISSIONS ARE RACIST White people make up 48.7% of California, but only 43% of UC Davis students. Institute quotas! This underrepresentation is clearly discrimination.

22. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HUSSEIN IS A THOUGHTCRIMINAL Even if he didn’t have weapons of mass destruction, he was thinking about it. Support Bush, fight thoughtcrime! “[Saddam] ought to receive the ultimate penalty... for what he has done.” - George W. Bush

23. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org DOUBLETHINK IS PLUSGOOD Ben Stein never will come to UC Davis. Ben Stein never has come to UC Davis. Ben Stein is not coming to UC Davis.

24. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org AMERICAN VALUES Funeral costs for 1340 Soldiers: -- priceless -- Invading Iraq: Capturing Saddam: $2,067,000 $150,787,000,000 There are some things money can’t buy. That’s why we use bombs.

25. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org FREEDOM IS SLAVERY Government should support our economy and stop sexcrime. Get off our backs; out of our wallets; and into our bedrooms

26. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP MUSIC PIRACY Report your downloading friends. Only ungood thoughtcriminals think music is free. Call the RIAA Hotline toll-free at (888) 223-2328.

27. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BOMB SAN FRANCISCO Rain fire from the sky like Sodom and Gomorrah. In total, 3955 same-sex couples were married at San Francisco City Hall.

28. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org EXECUTE COOPER! Kevin Cooper was lawfully convicted, he deserves to die. The Ministry of Love does not make mistakes. It should be clear to everyone why one depraved man should have three murder weapons.

29. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VOTE L.E.A.D. AND STUDENT FOCUS Both plusgood parties want to make tuition costs lower. Fight cognitive dissonance! Use Doublethink! Support your parties! Both also supported D1, which increases fees by $183 a year.

30. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED There will be no revolution. Don’t go to Chem 194 on Thursday night. However, telescreens are plusgood.

31. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VOTE ASUCD Independents, such as Robert Baron, support the platform of LEAD and Student Focus. “They are talking about campus safety. I totally agree with that.” -Baron, in the Aggie The parties know best about our security.

32. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PRINCIPLES OF COMMUNITY Report all un-American activity to orwellucd@yahoo.com! As terrorists have no dignity, these rules do not apply to them. “We affirm the dignity inherent in all of us, and we... will strive to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring.”

33. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BUY VICTORY GIN Proles should drink, not think. Over 6,600 UCD students have at least 4 drinks while partying. Based on a 2000 Survey. For more information, go to: healthcenter.ucdavis.edu

34. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT L.E.A.D. AND STUDENT FOCUS We know that you don’t want to know all of those boring details. Independent Ali Ramezanzadeh wants to find out where all of our tuition money is going. Don’t take his bait! Vote against “Chemical” Ali! Support your parties!

35. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VOTE BUSH 2004 However, George W. Bush is the one actually uses those laws against the terrorists. John Kerry supported the War Powers Act and the USA/Patriot Act. Kerry is good, but Bush is doubleplusgood! Vote Bush!

36. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP SEXCRIME NOW! But only Bush supports a constitutional amendment to protect all Americans from what some people do in their bedrooms. John Kerry, John Edwards, and George W. Bush oppose gay marriage, a plusungood sexcrime. Only Bush will protect our society. Vote Bush!

37. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT BUSH! Vote Nader. Support the campaign to re-elect Big Brother.

38. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BUY VICTORY GIN Proles should drink, not think. Over 6,600 UCD students have at least 4 drinks while partying. Based on a 2000 Survey. For more information, go to: healthcenter.ucdavis.edu

39. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THIS FLYER DOES NOT EXIST This flyer has never existed. This flyer will never be made. Ignorance is Strength!

40. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org RIDE THE “W” LINE Vote Bush!

41. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VOTE BUSH. FINISH THE JOB. Bush says we must amend the constitution to protect our freedom. Clinton signed the Protection of Marriage Act. Republicans finish what Democrats begin.

42. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org ASK IGOR #1 "Those who use the equal protection argument to justify homosexual marriage clearly have not taken the time to read either the state or the federal constitution. If they have, they would notice that the equal protection clause applies to 'persons'." What do you think of the argument that gay marriage is part of equal protection? - Former Liberty's Flame editor, Igor A. Birman

43. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VOTE YES ON PROP 57 Use doublethink! Create bond debt to settle the deficit. Governor Schwarzenegger says that if we don't pass Prop 57, we will have “Armageddon Cuts” and “Fiscal Chaos”. All members of the Party support this doubleplusgood measure. This is the only way!

44. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org ASK IGOR #2 How does equal protection affect gay marriages? - Igor A. Birman, DCR Member Emeritus “[Gays] already have the full and equal right to get married, as long as they do so to a member of the opposite sex.”

45. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org ASK IGOR #3 Who would use the equal protection argument to support gay marriage? - Igor A. Birman, Former Aggie Columnist “Those who wish to corrupt the fundamental basics of our society. I suggest they take a reading class and then go over the Constitution again.”

46. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT OUR TROOPS Support our military operations in: Keeping America Safe: War is Peace. Iraq Haiti Afghanistan Germany Japan Italy Greenland England Philippines Saudi Arabia Serbia Colombia Georgia Turkey Korea Taiwan Kuwait Libya D.R. Congo And others...

47. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org 2 + 2 = 5 2 + 2 = 5. 2 + 2 has always equaled 5 2 + 2 will always equal 5. - The No Child Left Behind Department of Mathematics Define the metric space (S, d) according to our Judeo-Christian tradition: (®, d E ) Let x n, y n be sequences that converge to 2. x n, y n converge  then x n + y n converge. Define “5” as lim(x->∞)(x n + y n ).  lim(x->∞)x n + lim(x ->∞)y n = 5.  2 + 2 = 5

48. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org REMEMBER 9-11 Vote Bush. Keeping America Safe: War is Peace. “I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign-policy matters with war on my mind.”

49. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org DEFEND THE SANCTITY OF (®, d E ) Studies show that since the wide use of metric spaces other than (®, d E ) in textbooks and classrooms, the following has happened to our society: -Increase of drug usage -Greater threats to national security -Higher numbers of sexually active teenagers It’s time to return to our Judeo-Christian tradition: Help support (®, d E )-based education!

50. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KERRY IS UNCONSISTENT Kerry fought in Vietnam, but then he protested the war. Kerry may not support endless war. Can you trust Kerry? Kerry says he supports the war now. What will he say after the election?

51. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org OCCUPATION IS LIBERATION “We are welcomed in Iraq.” – George W. Bush Protect democracy! Delay the Iraqi elections! But if we let them have elections now, the terrorists might come back.

52. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org INVADE MORE ROGUE NATIONS “I do not fault George Bush for doing too much in the war on terror; I believe he’s done too little.” - John Kerry Support more military operations against ungood evildoers. “Those who harbor terrorists are as guilty as the terrorists themselves.” - George W. Bush

53. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP THOUGHTCRIME! We congratulate Citizen Stone for realizing the necessity of using the military against thoughtcrimials. “Most people don’t realize that [Mueller] is a terrorist. His … little tabloid acts as propaganda for hate.” “[Mueller should be] pursued by the U.S. military like Osama Bin Laden” -Daniel Stone, in a letter to the Aggie

54. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE OBJECTIVISTS ARE NOT JOKING Fight thoughtcrime! They may seem silly and misguided, but they actually believe what they say.

55. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org A IS NOT A A is B. Since sin θ = θ for small θ, you should do all problems as the government tells you to. A has always been B.

56. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE IRAQI PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER NOW Iraqis are happy that we liberated them. 56.5% of Iraqis are happier now than last year. “It is a good thing that the Iraqi people are now receiving aid instead of suffering under sanctions.” - George W. Bush

57. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IRAQ HAS HUGE ECONOMIC GROWTH Iraqi unemployment is no higher than 28%. Projections show they will all have jobs in oil and construction soon. Jobs in the construction industry are way up! Every terrorist attack is a job opportunity.

58. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WAR IS PEACE “There is no neutral ground in the fight between civilization and terror, because there is no neutral ground between good and evil.” - George W. Bush You either support war, or you support terrorism.

59. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT THE TROOPS Some people want small government, but a big government is required to support the troops in eternal war. Support the troops! Support big government! Support Big Brother Bush!

60. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KERRY DOESN’T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS Though John Kerry voted for military action in Iraq, he later voted against funding our soldiers. “I actually voted for the $87 billion, before I voted against it.” – John Kerry Kerry is ungood on defense. Bush is plusgood.

61. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org FIGHT THE ENEMY DEATH-WORSHIP Bush identifies the “creed of the enemy” as: “We choose death while you choose life.” Bush is Pro-Life. Bush opposes terror. All terrorists worship death; “they rejoice in suicide.”

62. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org AMERICA HELPS IRAQ Jesus said “Those who humble themselves will be exalted.” – Matt 23:12 Only 41.2% of Iraqi citizens feel humiliated by the war. Fully 41.8% of Iraqis feel liberated by America. Even if they don’t feel liberated, we have still helped bring them closer to God.

63. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org ASK IGOR #4 What do you think about liberal rallies? - Igor A. Birman, former Davis Campus Democrat “[Liberals] have shown themselves to be utterly lacking basic human decency by turning late Senator Wellstone’s memorial rally into an orgy of tasteless politics.”

64. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org FREEDOM IS SLAVERY That’s why he has special Free-Speech Zones wherever he travels. Bush loves the Constitution, and supports freedom of speech. People should be allowed to say whatever they want, so long as they cannot offend Bush or journalists.

65. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SPREADING DEMOCRACY “In the 1970s, the advance of democracy in Lisbon and Madrid inspired democratic change in Latin America. In the 1980s, the example of Poland ignited a fire of freedom in all of Eastern Europe. With Afghanistan and Iraq showing the way, we are confident that freedom will lift the sights and hopes of millions in the greater Middle East. ” – George W. Bush Since these internal reforms worked so well, we decided that Iraq should try them.

66. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PROTESTERS ARE TERRORISTS The 30,000 protesters in New York, the 30,000 in Tokyo, the 50,000 in S.F., 100,000 in Madrid, 200,000 in Barcelona, and 300,000 in Rome are all thoughtcriminals. “Any sign of weakness or retreat simply validates terrorist violence and invites more violence for all nations.” – George W. Bush These non-violent protests only support the enemy. There is no neutral ground between supporting war or supporting terror.

67. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WAR IS ECONOMICALLY PLUSGOOD The war only cost America $120 billion. This is very good since the Ministry of Plenty always has enough to pay for it. We liberated people with that money. It was much better spent than on some wasteful thing like health care for children. Support America’s War, support Halliburton, support America’s economy.

68. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org DICK CLARKE IS A THOUGHTCRIMINAL “This is Dick Clarke's American grandstand. He just keeps changing the tune.” - Scott McClellan, White House Press Secretary Make sure he spends his next “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” at Guantanamo Bay!

69. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP DICK CLARKE! Dick Clarke is a plusdangerous thoughtcriminal who doesn’t support all our nation’s wars! Government officials should not be allowed to change their minds. Report thoughtcrime, before another man like Clarke can infiltrate policy for over 30 years!

70. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH Dr. Condi Rice will speak with the 9-11 Commission. Dr. Rice has always spoken with the 9-11 Commission. Dr. Rice will always speak with the 9-11 Commission.

71. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org RENAME SUTTER PLACE! John Sutter was an ungood thoughtcriminal. Destroy all references to “Sutter”. Edit history! We support Steve Jerome-Wyatt’s struggle and his wartime rationing of food.

72. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUTTER WAS DOUBLEPLUSEVIL We agree with the International Socialist Organization that we should eliminate all references to Sutter. “This is part of a much bigger fight for social justice.” - Jean Howell Fight racism. Fight thoughtcrime. Fight Sutter.

73. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org CHANGE ALL STREET NAMES Ryan Anderson tried to aid Al Qaeda. Bertrand Russell advocated the government’s destruction. Bill Hutchinson stole candy from a baby. Let he who is without sin get streets named after him. Support Bush Street, Jesus Drive, and the Cheney Toad Tunnel!

74. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PROGRAM ONLY IN DOUBLEPLUS C Doubleplus C is the only party approved programming language. for(int i = 0; i < z; i++) cout << “I love Big Brother.” << endl; // Terrorists program in Java!

75. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE FRENCH SUPPORT BUSH The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The French people opposed their government in recent elections. The French government opposed Bush’s War. Therefore even the French people support Bush.

76. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP DRUGCRIME! Support the War on Drugs! Governments exist to protect people from themselves. Just say no to drugs and yes to eternal war.

77. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BE TOUGH ON CRIME We need mandatory minimums for drugrime. That way, we don’t have the problem with rapists, who serve only 5.5 years in prison, on average. We must make sure that pot smokers serve 10 years, so they have time to learn their lesson.

78. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP DRUGS! STOP TERROR! If you buy pot, you support terror. Instead, give the money to your government. The government does not support terrorists. It never has and never will support terrorists.

79. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org FIGHT TERROR AND DRUGCRIME Fighting the war on drugs is essential to fighting the war on terror. That’s why we supported the Iran-Contra Project. We fought Iraq and took drugs out of the hands of druglords. Stop drugcrime, support the war!

80. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STOP AUTOMOTIVE DRUGCRIME! 17,419 people died in accidents related to the influence of a dangerous drug in 2002. Alcohol improves reflexes and helps you drive, as research in Maryland suggests. Just ask Dubya! Stop dangerous drugs, drink Freedom Gin!

81. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org POT IS DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD Marijuana is a doubleplusdangerous Schedule I drug, because it has a high abuse potential and no accepted medical use. Cocaine is only a plusdangerous Schedule II drug, since it only has a high abuse potential and is highly addictive. The War on Drugs: Getting America’s Priorities Straight

82. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IMPRISON DRUGCRIMINALS 210,000 unAmericans in prison on drug charges. Big Brother keeps all of these plusdangerous people off the street, with tough drug laws. By smoking pot in their own home, they pose a danger to everyone with terrorist drugcrime.

83. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org DRUGCRIME LAWS ARE PLUSGOOD Americans who die of alcohol poisoning each year: 0 Americans who die of marijuana poisoning each year: 150,000 This is why one drug is legal and the other is not. Follow the laws, since Big Brother knows best for everyone.

84. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT THE WAR ON DRUGS America spends $7.5 billion each year on marijuana drugcrime. This is much better spent than on something wasteful, like health care for children. The $23,000 a year we pay to keep each pot smoker in jail is a small price to pay for keeping society under control.

85. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org DON’T LEGALIZE POT People who smoke pot are drugcriminals, but people who seek to legalize it are dangerous thoughtcriminals. All Democrats and Republicans support the War on Drugs. Therefore, people who want to legalize pot are clearly terrorists. Send them all to Guantanamo Bay!

86. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org NO MEDICAL MARIJUANA Clearly, the Drug Czar in Washington knows more about your health than your personal doctor. Stop thoughtcriminal doctors who have no purpose other than to promote their liberal Un-American agendas. There is no good medical use of marijuana.

87. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE OBJECTIVIST CLUB IS SATIRE The Objectivist Club makes fun of capitalism and self-interest. No one can possibly have these crazy views. They are an un-American leftist satire club. Support the only satire club blessed by Big Brother. Support Students for an Orwellian Society.

88. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org LOVE FREE FUCK The Objectivist Club wants to put a price on love. But Big Brother gives you love for free. Support Big Brother. Support free love.

89. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE OBJECTIVIST CLUB IS SATIRE The Objectivist Club makes fun of capitalism and self-interest. No one can possibly have these crazy views. They are an un-American leftist satire club. Support the only satire club blessed by Big Brother. Support Students for an Orwellian Society.

90. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org OBJECTIVISM IS THOUGHTCRIME The Objectivist Club proclaims that “There is no We in I”. Big Brother knows there is no I in We. Stop thoughtcrime. Drop “I” into the memory hole.

91. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org QUASH IRAQI RESISTANCE! Supporting the Iraqi Resistance is equivalent to terrorism. Support the occupation, show liberty to Iraq. Iraq doesn’t need self-determination. They should all do what Big Brother says.

92. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT SECRET SOCIETIES George W. Bush was a member of the Skull and Bones. John Kerry was also a member of the Skull and Bones. Proles don’t need to know what our politicians are up to. Secrets stop terrorism!

93. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org GEORGE BUSH IS 1337! j00 10v3 B1g BR0+hEr. W3 10v3 B1g BR0+hEr. A|| j00r teR0ri5+ 1r4xi B4s3 R b310ng 2 u.$.

94. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org MAY MOVIES POSITIVE VISIONS OF THE FUTURE Every Thursday night at 8:30 PM this month, the Orwellian Society presents a new vision of what the future has to offer for you! 5/6 – 19845/27 – Brazil 5/13 – A Clockwork Orange6/3 – Soylent Green 5/20 – Fahrenheit 451 These free movies have been approved by the Ministry of Truth.

95. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT THE BUSH MARS PROGRAM Don’t worry about domestic problems. We’re going to space! Plus, if other countries screw up Earth’s environment, we can always go to Mars. Conquer Mars! Support Bush!

96. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org DON’T GO TO THE WHOLE EARTH FESTIVAL Avoid the campus this weekend! Plusdangerous hippies will be here! They oppose war and therefore peace, since war is peace. Don’t go to the party, go to the Party.

97. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org ASK IGOR #5 What do you think about your government converting military industries to civilian production? “New industries for the production of consumer goods have to be created, and this is impossible as long as armaments production continues and the present economic system still exists.” Since bombs are useless in civilian production, how will conversion help? “It is a question of resources—raw materials, qualified labor, energy, parts, etc.” - Igor Birman

98. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org REPUBLICANS SUPPORT ORWELLIANISM 100% of DCR members polled support Students for an Orwellian Society. What do you think of Students for an Orwellian Society? “More power to them!” - George Andrews, Campaign Manager for Dugas for Congress

99. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PRINCIPLES ARE UNNECSSARY “The answer is that going the principled route has failed miserably.” - Jonathan Otero, Liberty’s Flame Editor Don’t worry about unuseful principles. Freedom is Slavery! Why have Republicans abandoned principles?

100. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HIPPIES ARE DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD Caring for the Whole Earth only supports terrorists. Care for America first. We can only support the Whole Earth when Big Brother conquers it. Hippies are sexcriminals, drugcriminals, and worst of all, thoughtcriminals.

101. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org APARTMENT SUBLEASE Reasonable rates. Comes with half a six pack of coke. Email glzipay@ucdavis.edu for more info. “Sublease apartment listings are more interesting anyway.” - Daniel Stone, Aggie ‘Reporter’ Do you want to sublease an entire two-bedroom apartment for the summer?

102. Because 2005 is 21 years too late. STUDENTS FOR AN ORWELLIAN SOCIETY Davis Branch Website National Party Website orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org Ignorance is Strength. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Stop ungood terrorists. Support Bush.

103. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WE DON’T ACCEPT $20 BILLS Tell ASUCD to oppose the $20 bill, and tell the Coffee House not to accept them. Andrew Jackson was an ungood President who hated Native Americans. Of the 15,000 Cherokee he forced on the Trail of Tears, 4,000 died.

104. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org ANDREW JACKSON WAS A RACIST Remove Jackson from the $20 bill! Tell ASUCD to oppose government racism! John Sutter attempted to enslave Indians and allegedly raped Native American women. However, we know that Andrew Jackson’s actions led to the deaths of thousands of Cherokee.

105. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IRAQIS THINK AMERICA IS DOUBLEPLUSGOOD Iraqis welcome their liberators from the land of the free and the home of the brave. America went to Iraq to liberate its people. Saddam Hussein tortured his prisoners, but America would never do that.

106. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org STUDENTS OF OBJECTIVISM ARE SATIRISTS Everyone knows that you must have committees in order to get things done. Individuals can accomplish nothing alone. They flyer with extremist Ayn Randian views, yet they clearly don’t take them seriously. Like Ellsworth Tooey, they have formed committees.

107. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org OBJECTIVIST COMMITTEES ARE PLUSGOOD “Personally, I don’t think a debate is feasible anymore because if we don’t have topics until next Monday, then voted on them, then voted on a group to debate, and then actually contacted this particular group with our question, both of our clubs would only have about 2 weeks to prepare.” - Vice President Alison Wahl, of Students of Objectivism Students for Objectivism has formed committees to get more done. “This forum that we have been talking about needs to get rolling. Thus far no members have made any suggestion on the question, the alternate clubs, or anything. Please lets start emailing and communicating a little bit.” - President Jesse Sahlin, Students of Objectivism

108. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PHILOSOPHY, WHO NEEDS IT? Keep crazy theories in academia! Support Big Brother every day with action! Students of Objectivism believe that philosophy is only for an ideal world. They refuse to debate in favor of capitalism with the International Socialist Organization, because they don’t think Objectivism should be applied.

109. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org LOGIC IS UNNEEDED To paraphrase former SOO President Kevin Meyerhoff: “Masturbation is wrong, and I’ll figure out why later.” They use unbacked assertions, followed by removing dissenters from the mailing list. When faced with an opposing viewpoint, Students of Objectivism responds emotionally. Logic is for thoughtcriminals. We have Big Brother.

110. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IRAQI PRISONER ABUSE IS OK “I do not feel the slightest concern at their treatment. They are being treated better than they treated anyone else.” -Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. MiniPax Iraqi prisoners are getting what they deserve. Support “Eye for an Eye” Justice!

111. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org IRAQI PRISONERS ARE UNTORTURED “I don’t know if it is correct to say what you just said that torture has taken place, or that there’s been a conviction for torture. And therefore I’m not going to address the torture word.” -Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. MiniPax

112. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org RUSH SUPPORTS ABUSE “This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation. And we’re going to ruin people’s lives over it and we’re going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these people are being fired at every day. I’m talking about people having a good time. These people, you ever heard of emotional release? You heard of the need to blow some steam off?” -Rush Limbaugh, MiniTrue Correspondent Both Bush and Kerry were initiated into the Skull and Bones, so it must be plusgood.

113. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org GENEVA CONVENTION IS UNGOOD “The reality is the set of facts that exist today with the al-Qaida and the Taliban were not necessarily the set of facts that were considered when the Geneva Convention was fashioned.” -Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. MiniPax During wartime, rights must be reduced. The Geneva Convention only applies to prisoners of war, but now we face enemy combatants.

114. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org GUANTANAMO BAY: A MODEL PRISON At Guantanamo Bay, hoods were put on detainees, prisoners were refused access to lawyers, and continue to go without criminal charges. The government supports these plusgood policies, and has transferred Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller from Guantanamo to oversee all Iraqi military prisons.

115. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org INTERROGATION IS PLUSGOOD We have to do what is necessary to protect America! Left in cold rooms Deprived of sleep Denied legal advise Placed in Stress Positions In order to collect plusimportant intel-info, Guantanamo Bay detainees were: Made to stand or crouch for long periods

116. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SURVEYS ARE PLUSGOOD Another campus survey showed less than 4% of students like Daniel Stone. During the survey, a writer for the California Aggie said, “Daniel Stone is a fucktard!.” Less than 20% of 18-24 year-olds vote, yet according to a survey by Daniel Stone, over 4,230 UCD students are unapathetic toward Students for an Orwellian Society!

117. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE UNNEW IS UNNEEDED Even History Majors think unnew writings are unimportant. "So, what is the point comparing a 50-year-old book to the present?" -Daniel Stone, First-Year Communications Major "[People making] references to fictional books written five decades ago... are in a sad state." -Ian Watson, First-year History Major

118. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org INTERROGATION METHOD IS PLUSGOOD Making male Iraqi detainees question their sexuality is a sound intelligence gathering technique. America is pioneering plusnew interrogation methods. Besides, their country is gay, anyway.

119. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE! SUPPORT GAY TORTURE! Naked man stacking supports America! The forced sexual play has nothing to do with the sexuality of the U.S. troops. Gay marriage is thoughtcrime, but homosexual interrogation allows us to probe for more intelligence.

120. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WMDs FOUND! Clearly, they have been planning to attack us for decades. Thank God Big Brother attacked them first. Traces of plusdeadly sarin gas were found in a shell manufactured in the 1980s. The Weapons of Mass Destruction have been found!

121. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BOOK PRICES TOO HIGH He promises to never steal from the Bookstore again, so we should let him continue to manage our student funds. Theft! ASUCD Senator Ackerman proposes a new plan to lower textbook prices:

122. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org CAMP REDEMPTION English name, American management, proven track record. George W. Bush plans to completely destroy Abu Gharib prison, the place where so many were tortured, and replace it with Camp Redemption.

123. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org COMING THIS NOVEMBER We don’t know where. We don’t know when. We don’t know how. Terror Attack ’04! Only in select cities. May only be available over government radio if Terror Alert: Red (i.e. martial law) is declared.

124. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org CUBA SAYS GITMO IS PLUSGOOD Cuba supports the interrogations at Guantanamo Bay so much that they lease the land to us for $34 a month. Keeping detainees at Guantanamo is plusgood, since it saves the 640 prisoners from being tortured by the liberal media.

125. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KERRY TAX PLAN IS PLUSDIFFERENT Instead of giving tax breaks to wealthy individuals, he wants to give it to the owners of wealthy companies. Kerry’s plan includes a starting 5% cut, as well as a one-year Tax Holiday. You like holidays, don’t you? Overworked and underpaid corporations deserve them too!

126. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SAVE THE SEALS! After 25 years of restriction, Canada created jobs by allowing more than 300,000 baby seals to be clubbed to death for their fur in one month. But Bush wants to create jobs without hurting the environment. War creates jobs, support the troops. Naked man stacking helps the economy!

127. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org CHINA AIDS U.S. INTERROGATION China is helping us to question Chinese nationals held as enemy combatants in Guantanamo Bay. They’re instructing us on how to make prisoners talk. By working with the international community, we show that no one can question our human rights record.

128. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT THE CRUSADE AGAINST TERROR “I knew that my God was bigger than his.” - Lieutenant General William “Jerry” Boykin, Deputy Undersecretary of Defense Intelligence Clearly, punching a man in his broken leg until he cursed Allah, as practiced in Abu Ghraib, is a plusgood intelinfo gathering technique. Jihads are ungood, crusades are plusgood.

129. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BILL OF RIGHTS UNAPPLIES In Rumsfeld v. Padilla, the Supreme Court will hopefully determine that U.S. citizens can be held indefinitely without charges or lawyers. Though the Sixth Amendment says, “In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right … to have the assistance of counsel for his defense,” it is important to protect America during times of war. Our founding fathers would have loved the USA/PATRIOT Act.

130. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org “HABEAS CORPUS” IS UNGOOD OLDSPEAK Great Republican Abraham Lincoln suspended the right to trial when courts weren’t available during the Civil War. The right to a speedy trial passed away when Congress, including John Kerry, voted for the Authorization for Use of Military Force. Enemy combatant and American “citizen” José Padilla has been held without charges for only more than two years. Raising charges might release an plusungood terrorist and result in the loss of our rights! Don’t let the Bill of Rights get in the way of defending our liberties!

131. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org NO KETCHUP FOR OIL John Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is a veritable ketchup magnate, worth over $500 million. The Bush administration's links to the oil industry are necessary to keep the war effort going. Support Bush! Kerry's links to the ketchup industry are ungood and elitist.

132. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BIG BROTHER LOVES YOU “God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about the future can hear.” - George W. Bush Stuff stuff stuff

133. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BIG BROTHER LOVES YOU “God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about the future can hear.” - George W. Bush Support “Humble” Dubya and his God-like love for humanity.

134. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WE HAVE NO KING BUT JESUS “Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being Godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus.” - Attorney General John Ashcroft Support ‘Operation Infinite Justice’! Support the Crusade in Iraq!

135. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org READING IS UNGOOD “How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell and anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.” -Ronald Reagan A plusgood citizen understands without reading. “What’s in the newspapers is worth worrying about? I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor of what’s moving. I rarely read the stories.” -George W. Bush

136. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org REAGAN IS DOUBLEPLUSGOOD “I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there’s purpose and worth to each and every life.” - Ronald Reagan We miss you, Ronnie!

137. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KERRY SUPPORTS OUTSOURCING Under Kerry’s plan, thousands of jobs will be outsourced to plusungood countries, such as France and Germany. By bringing other countries’ militaries into Iraq, he threatens the job opportunities of our soldiers. Kerry doesn’t support the potential of our troops, but Bush will create American heroes!

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139. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SADDAM IS PART OF AL QAEDA “Socialists [Saddam’s Ba’ath Party] are infidels wherever they are. … [But] it does not hurt that in current circumstances, the interests of Muslims coincide with the interests of the socialists in the war against crusaders.” -Osama bin Laden Clearly, Al Qaeda and Iraq are connected. By catching Saddam Hussein, we plushurt Osama.

140. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WAR IS PEACE “We are staying on the offensive, striking terrorists abroad so we do not have to face them here at home. And we will prevail!” “The American people are safer.” - George W. Bush

141. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org AGAINST ALL ENEMIES “Iraq may not be the War on Terror itself, but it is critical to the outcome of the War on Terror, and therefore any advance in Iraq is an advance forward in that.” - John Kerry “You can't distinguish between Al Qaeda and Saddam when you talk about the War on Terrorism.” - George W. Bush Attacking Iraq struck a body blow that shook Al Qaeda to the core. Support the War on the Axis of Evil!

142. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT THE GOVERNATOR “We had girls backstage giving head, then all of us went out and I won. It didn’t bother me at all; in fact, I went out there feeling like King Kong” - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger “A man whose story embodies the American Dream: Outstanding athlete, successful entrepreneur, global superstar, and proud American – California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.” - Introduction at the Republican National Convention "Yes, [I do] grass and hash--no hard drugs. But the point is that I do what I feel like doing. I'm not on a health kick." Don’t be an economic girlie man! Support the American Dream!

143. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BUSH IMPROVES AIR QUALITY But America has boldly siezed these oil wells, keeping the world’s ecology safe. Saddam Hussein set over 700 oil wells on fire, adding 3.8 million pounds of ungood pollutants into the atmosphere every hour. Americans can breathe pluseasier, knowing that this oil is safe in Halliburton’s hands.

144. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org NORTH KOREA IS UNNUCLEAR “The mere fact that we are even contemplating a nuclear weapons test by North Korea highlights a massive national security failure by President Bush” - John Kerry There was not a nuclear explosion in North Korea. There will never be a nuclear explosion in North Korea. Don’t contemplate it; use doublethink. Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

145. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org UNLEAVE THE CHILDREN BEHIND “The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” - George W. Bush Literate your children; don’t leave them behind! “But it doesn’t have to be this way.” - Bush’s forward to the No Child Left Behind Act

146. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PROLES UNKILLERS SOMETIMES Poor people are scary – but terrorists are plusscary! End the welfare state; gated communities support the economy. “Poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to not be rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.” - George W. Bush

147. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HOMELAND SECURITY BEGINS AT HOME Report all suspicious behavior! Suspect everyone! Watch your family members! “The fight against terrorism begins at home.” - www.ready.gov Adverinfo “Eavesdropping used to get you in trouble. Now it saves the day.” - U.S. Air Force Adverinfo

148. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WAR IS PEACE Kerry is an ungood flipflopper, but Bush obviously recognizes that War is Peace. “I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign-policy matters with war on my mind.” - George W. Bush “I want to be the peace president.” – George W. Bush

149. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KERRY IS PLUSTOUGH Bush sends others into combat situations, but Kerry personally burns villages. "Yes, I committed the same kinds of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed.” “I did take part in search-and-destroy missions in which the houses of noncombatants were burned to the ground” - John Kerry

150. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BUSH IS DOUBLEPLUSTOUGH Kerry could destroy villages, but Bush has destroyed nations! “I took part in search and destroy missions, in the burning of villages. All of this is contrary to the laws of warfare; all of this is contrary to the Geneva Conventions.” - John Kerry But Bush doesn’t even stop to consider the Geneva Convention – it would only slow the War on Terror.

151. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org A PLUSGOOD STATE “Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.” - George W. Bush Don’t mess with Texas!

152. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org A COMPASSIONATE LIBERATOR “I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.” - George W. Bush George W. Bush: A Man with Values

153. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BUSH CONSTITUTION “The Legislature's job is to write law. It's the Executive Branch's job to interpret law.” - George W. Bush Stop liberal activist judges! “I'm going to put more strict constructionists on the bench.” - George W. Bush

154. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VOTE RESPONSIBLY “We’re going to get attacked again.” – George W. Bush “It’s absolutely essential that … on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we’ll get hit again and we’ll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States.” – Dick Cheney Are you knowledgeable enough to vote? Stay home on November 2.

155. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org FEAR IS PLUSGOOD Yoda said: “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to…” Patriotism! Terror Alert levels are up.

156. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org VALUES ARE BETTER THAN PRINCIPLES “Going the principled route has failed miserably.” - Jonathan Otero, Liberty’s Flame Editor George W. Bush: A Man of Values “If you're sick and tired of the politics of … principles, come and join this campaign.” - George W. Bush

157. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org MONETARY MIRACLES “We will add 40,000 active duty troops... We will provide our troops with the newest weapons and technology.” – John Kerry “We've laid out a plan that will help us reduce the deficit in half over the first four years of our administration.” – John Kerry “But if they want a plan that cuts taxes... they should vote for John Kerry.” – Phil Singer, Kerry spokesman How will they do it? “The Kerry-Edwards plan harnesses American ingenuity to cut waste [and] save billions.” - johnkerry.com “[Kerry] will give every American access to the health care plan that the President and members of Congress already have.” – johnkerry.com

158. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WELCOME FROSH! This is Big Brother Country. We support the government in all of its Orwellian policies. Stay informed while you’re here: watch Fox News and read the Aggie (except for Daniel Stone). And don’t forget to register for Selective Service! Brought to you by Students for an Orwellian Society: The Best Club on Campus!

159. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WWBBD? When you’re lost and confused, remember that the government has heard it all before, and is plussmarter than you. Just ask yourself: What Would Big Brother Do? Have values, Follow the Bush Doctrine, and Don’t do drugs (anymore).

160. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org UNCOMPLICATE YOUR LIFE "It's complex.“ – John F. Kerry “You can embolden an enemy by sending a mixed message. You can dispirit the Iraqi people by sending mixed messages. You send the wrong message to our troops by sending wrong messages.” - George W. Bush Support the Troops! George W. Bush: Simple Solutions for Complex Times!

161. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT THE INDUCE ACT We must stop copyright infringment by stopping companies who help infringers. “Whoever intentionally induces any violation... shall be liable as an infringer. … The term ‘intentionally induces’ means intentionally aids, abets, induces, or procures.” - Inducing Infringement of Copyrights Act of 2004, Sec 2 Suck it, Kazaa!

162. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT THE INDUCE ACT We must stop copyright infringment by stopping companies who help infringers. “Whoever intentionally induces any violation... shall be liable as an infringer. … The term ‘intentionally induces’ means intentionally aids, abets, induces, or procures.” - Inducing Infringement of Copyrights Act of 2004, Sec 2 You’re going down, Kazaa!

163. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATCH’S HITLIST Senator Orrin Hatch proposes we stop the ungood companies which "induce infringement of copyrights." “What we do today is burn CDs – endless numbers of them. It's time consuming, and we never seem to have that one new song we really want. But now I've seen the solution: a Wi-Fi vehicle.” - Mike Wendland, Detroit Free Press Hatch will stop the Ford company from making trucks which play “digital music downloaded from the Internet” and the liberal media’s Detroit Free Press for advertising it!

164. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATCH’S HITLIST #2 We must stop home AM/FM transmitters which induce unlegal public broadcasts! “The FM10C has plenty of power to cover your home, back yard, or city block.” - Ramsey Electronics Stop infringing hobbyists and the companies which aid them! Support the Induce Act!

165. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATCH’S HITLIST #3 Arcade Emulators must be stopped! They induce infringement on the copyrights of arcade games, so send this doubleplusungood software to the memory hole! If you want to play Classic PacMan, buy the 400 lb. arcade machine!

166. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATCH’S HITLIST #4 Legos must be stopped! Don't let lego-mosaics infringe copyrights! The ungood Lego company would like to induce you by saying, “You can upload any.jpg or.gif file into the Brick-o- Lizer. You can use a scanner or a digital camera to get a picture into your computer to use with the Brick-o-Lizer.” These thoughtcriminals should be building their own Lego prison walls at Guantanamo Bay!

167. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATCH’S HITLIST #5 Silly Putty advertises that you can use its product to copy a printed image, such as a comic strips. Don’t be silly – don’t infringe copyrights! Many of these images have copyrights.

168. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org AMERICAN INTERROGATIONS ARE PLUSKIND According to a Justice Department memorandum, physical torture “must be equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death.” Big Brother opposes torture and supports stress positions. That’s why the government has gone no farther than hitting an enemy combatant in his broken leg until he curses Allah.

169. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SADDAM IS OSAMA “Of course we're after Saddam Hussein -- I mean bin Laden.” - George W. Bush “You can't distinguish between Al Qaeda and Saddam when you talk about the War on Terrorism.” - George W. Bush “Saddam Hussein, if he's alive, is spending a whale of a lot of time trying to not get caught. And it's been a couple of years since we've seen him on a videotape.” - Donald Rumsfeld, MiniPax

170. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT NAPOLEONIC TACTICS “Because we achieved such a rapid victory, more of the Saddam loyalists were around. I mean, we thought we'd whip more of them going in. But because Tommy Franks did such a great job in planning the operation, we moved rapidly, and a lot of the Baathists and Saddam loyalists laid down their arms and disappeared. I thought they would stay and fight, but they didn't. And now we're fighting them now.” - George W. Bush Ungood enemy combatants don’t stand there and fight, because they don’t love their country like we love ours.

171. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SHOCK AND AWE “[General] Tommy Franks did such a great job in planning the operation, we moved rapidly, and a lot of the Baathists and Saddam loyalists laid down their arms and disappeared … And now we're fighting them now.” - George W. Bush Shock and Awe is clearly a plusgood strategy in our eternal War on Terror.

172. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KERRY ON WAR “Those who doubted whether Iraq or the world would be better off without Saddam Hussein … don't have the judgment to be president or the credibility to be elected president.” – John Kerry The president will always have the right to preemptive strike. Support the War on Terror! “The president always has the right, and always has had the right, for preemptive strike.” – John Kerry

173. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SUPPORT ETERNAL WAR “It is essential we not leave [Iraq]... It's essential we hold the line.” - George W. Bush "And we got weapons of mass destruction crossing the border every single day, and they're blowing people up. And we don't have enough troops there.” - John Kerry Send more troops! Support the eternal war!

174. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BUSH ON KEY ISSUES “We stand for things.” - George W. Bush George W. Bush: A Man with Values

175. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BIG BROTHER WINS DEBATE “The Patriot Act is vital – is vital that the Congress renew the Patriot Act.” - George W. Bush “We had a lot of support for the Patriot Act, when we passed that on a bipartisan basis... All I know is to continue to try to work it.” - Dick Cheney “They try to say I've changed position on... the Patriot Act; I haven't. I support it. – John Kerry Clearly, Big Brother won these debates.

176. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WHO SAID IT? “Are you doing everything possible to make America safe?” “And we got weapons of mass destruction crossing the border every single day, and they're blowing people up.” “The president must always be willing to use troops,... as a last resort.” “I fully agree that one should shift tactics, and we will, in Iraq.” Find out at debates.org today, in the first debate’s transcript.

177. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org FREEDOM IS SLAVERY “It's hard work to go from a place where people get... executed, to a place where people are free.” - George W. Bush Don’t mess with Texas!

178. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org EVERYTHING PLUSDIFFERENT “In the old days we'd see a threat, and we could deal with it if we felt like it or not. But 9/11 changed it all.” You think peace can work? “That's kind of a pre-September 10th mentality.” “All of this was brought upon us in a single day -- and night fell on a different world, a world where freedom itself is under attack.” - George W. Bush

179. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org DEMOCRATS ON MARRIAGE The John-John ticket is tough on sexcrime! "I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman, and so does John Kerry.” – John Edwards

180. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BUSH KNOWS EVERYTHING “I just know how this world works, and... there must be certainty from the U.S. president.” “Of course I know Osama bin Laden attacked us. I know that.” – George W. Bush “I know how these people [world leaders] think.”

181. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org COALITION BUILDING Kill the French instead! “Ninety percent of the casualties are American.” – John Kerry

182. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATE TERRORISTS! “The terrorists are fighting freedom with all their cunning and cruelty because freedom is their greatest fear and they should be afraid.” - George W. Bush Terrorists want to kill us all! We must hate the evildoers and everything they stand for! Terrorists are different than you. Be afraid!

183. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATE SEXCRIMINALS! “[Gay Marriage is] a social weapon of mass destruction that would destroy civilization.” - Lou Sheldon, Director of Traditional Values Coalition Sexcriminals want to destroy our values with plusungood ideas of gay marriage and polyamory! Gay people are different than you. Be afraid!

184. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATE DISSIDENTS! “Now, while young Americans are dying... our nation is being torn apart and made weaker because of the Democrats’ manic obsession to bring down our Commander-in-Chief.” – Senator Zell Miller (D-GA) We must hate the plusungood thoughtcriminals who criticize our government, even in times of war. Dissidents have different ideas than you do. Be afraid!

185. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATE OSAMA! “I couldn't imagine someone like Osama Bin Laden understanding the joy of Hannukah.” - George W. Bush Hating Osama bin Laden is Patriotic! Right now, Osama is planning to kill you and your loved ones. Be afraid!

186. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATE DRUGCRIMINALS! “A psychedelic experience is a journey to new realms of consciousness. The scope and content of the experience is limitless, but its characteristic features are the transcendence of verbal concepts, of space-time dimensions, and of the ego or identity.” - Dr. Timothy Leary We must hate people on drugs, and support mandatory minimum sentencing for drugcrime! Clearly, this is doubleplusungood thoughtcrime. Drugcriminals think different than you. Be afraid!

187. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HATE POOR PEOPLE! “Many are learning that it is more rewarding to be a responsible citizen than a welfare client.” - George W. Bush We must hate proles, because they don’t getting well paying jobs in our booming economy! Poor people are different than you – they are unresponsible citizens. Be afraid!

188. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org LAMARGATE! La már gate n. A series of scandals occurring during the Student Focus and L.E.A.D. administration in which members of the legislative branch issued illegal political endorsements for their perceived allies and brought an IRS audit for violation of the tax code and the public trust. [LAMAR (Heystek) the recipient of one such endorsement + -GATE see Watergate]

189. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org WE UNENDORSE SOSSS Due to official rules and regulations, Students for an Orwellian Society is plusunallowed to endorse Students for an Orwellian Student Slate, even though they are the slate of substance, not soundbites. We hope that you are not confused by this pluscoincidence in namespeak.

190. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KEITH CARES “I also began dating the most beautiful woman in the world who has taught me the most important lesson of being a servant on a daily basis. I am eager to bring these attitudes and lessons to the ASUCD senate.” - Keith Shively, ASUCD Senator We support Senator Shively and the importance of servitude to others.

191. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org GITMO GETS MO’ MONEY In order to hold plusmore terrorists for life at Guantanamo Bay, the Pentagon is asking Congress for $25 million. If there isn’t enough evidence to bring plusdangerous terrorists to trial, clearly the right thing to do is to hold them for life. Soon, 200 more terrorist enemies of Ingsoc will be held safely in stress positions for the rest of their lives.

192. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org CIVIL RIGHTS IN GOOD HANDS “I just assume somewhere in my life some knucklehead has looked at me and my brown self and said that they have given me less or denied me an opportunity. But the bottom line is, and my wife will attest to this, I am so insensitive I probably didn’t notice.” - Gerald A. Reynolds, new Chairman of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights What is your experience with racism?

193. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org OFFICIALS DECLARE FRIDAY = MONDAY January 21, 2005 has always been a Monday, and always will be a Monday. This Friday, January 21, is now officially an Academic Monday. Support the UCD Administration’s use of doublethink. Important note: Saturday = Tuesday./

194. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org GONZALES TO REPLACE ASHCROFT While Ashcroft supported policies that protected America, Gonzales actually wrote legal arguments proving the policies are pluslegal and plusjust. John Ashcroft, our nation’s greatest Attorney General, will soon be replaced by the White House Chief Council, Alberto Gonzales! Gonzales argued for stress positions and deprivation, thus upholding our liberties.

195. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org GENEVA CONVENTION IS PLUSQUAINT Clearly, we need plusnew laws which protect America, not Conventions written on foreign soil. Incoming Attorney General Alberto Gonzales says that the War on Terror “renders obsolete [the Geneva Convention’s] strict limtiations on questioning... and renders quaint some of its provisions.” Only through military tribunals and human intelligence gathering can America lead the world.

196. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM #1 “[There is] the potential of a... a terrorist, massive casualty- producing event somewhere in the Western world [which could cause] our population to question our own Constitution and begin to militarize our country in order to avoid a repeat of another mass casualty-producing event. Which in fact, then begins to unravel the fabric of our Constitution. Two steps, very, very important.” - Tommy Franks, Protector of Freedom Big Brother awarded the highest civilian honor to General Tommy Franks, the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

197. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM #3 By stopping Moqtada Al-Sadr from publishing inflammatory material against the U.S. Liberation, he brought Freedom to the Press of Iraq. Big Brother awarded the highest civilian honor to Iraq’s Civilian Administrator L. Paul Bremer, the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Violence erupted immediately after the paper was raided, proving that the publication causes violence.

198. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org PLUSARMOR UNNEEDED “Why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to up- armor our vehicles?” -Specialist Thomas Wilson, Tennessee National Guard “You can have all the armor in the world on a tank and it can [still] be blown up.” - Donald Rumsfeld, MiniPax

199. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SIZE DOES MATTER Wolfowitz for World Bank! “I've said he's a man of good experiences. He helped manage a large organization. The World Bank is a large organization; the Pentagon is a large organization -- he's been involved in the management of that organization,” - George W. Bush

200. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BANKS NOT BOMBS Support Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz’ bid for World Bank Director. No one knows better than Wolfowitz what needs to be rebuilt in the Middle East. From working at the Pentagon, “Mr. Wolfowitz will bring to the Bank an impressive record of public service... in particular in Asia and the Middle East.” -Rodrigo Rato, IMF Managing Director

201. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org BOLTON FOR THE UN John Bolton is on record saying that one could “knock off ten floors of the UN” Building without anyone noticing. Clearly he plans to make the UN plusefficient.

202. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org USE DOUBLETHINK “The UN doesn’t exist.” - John Bolton Support Bush’s nominee for UN Ambassador!

203. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org KORAN UNDESCECRATED BY TOILET “We still have found no credible allegations that a Koran was flushed down a toilet at Guantanamo.” - Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman Though FBI reports suggest “mishandling” of the Koran, there is unevidence that says it happened with a toilet.

204. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org SCHOOL BOOKS TO BE PLUSSHORTENED The California Assembly passed AB 756, a bill to limit the length of all public school books to a plusmany 200 pages! Clearly, plusshorter history books are a good idea. Our students will be soon be reading more books than in any other state.

205. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org HUZZAH FOR ASUCD DOUBLETHINK! In keeping his campaign promise, Rob Roy “spearheaded” the cutting of Aggie Pack’s budget by $5,000. Afterwards, a bill to increase our school spirit by giving Aggie Pack $8,000 was passed unanimously by ASUCD Senate. “I did it for the children.” – Sen. Rob Roy

206. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org THE AGGIE SAYS ASUCD IS TOO UNSELFISH “Extracurricular activities based on student fees should take priority over philanthropic and charitable giving.” - California Aggie Editorial Clearly, Aggie Pack deserves doubleplusfunding. All other schools are Unaggies, but we’re Aggies and Aggies are the best!

207. Because 2008 is 24 years too late. Students for an Orwellian Society orwell.wildninja.com www.studentsfororwell.org “DEEP THROAT” IS A THOUGHTCRIMINAL “I’m the guy they used to call ‘Deep Throat’.” - W. Mark Felt, Former Deputy FBI Director Deep Throat leaked intelinfo about plumbers from the White House, thus exposing our nation’s plumbing to the terrorists. His very name is a terrorist sexcriminal plot.