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2 No Nursing Home or West Herts Hospital Trust for Me PS. Please turn speakers on No Nursing Home or West Herts Hospital Trust for Me PS. Please turn speakers on About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner.About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room.At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady.I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back.I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back. As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruise". She replied, "Yes, that's true."As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruise". She replied, "Yes, that's true." I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home and safer than West Herts Hospital Trust". So, they will not be in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. Goodness knows what the WHHT cost.I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home and safer than West Herts Hospital Trust". So, they will not be in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. Goodness knows what the WHHT cost. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for: West Herts Hospital Trust Board Meeting in Public

3 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day. 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week). 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night. 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo. 5 They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days. 7. T.V. broken? Light bulb needs changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! staff scrambling to help you. 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days. 7. T.V. broken? Light bulb needs changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience. They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience. West Herts Hospital Trust Board Meeting in Public

4 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them. 9. If you fall under WHHT and Investing in Your Health plans and break a hip you don’t know where you will be; if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life. Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go so don't look for me in a nursing home of in the care of West Herts Hospital Trust, just call shore to ship. West Herts Hospital Trust Board Meeting in Public

5 P.S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge ! P.S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge !. West Herts Hospital Trust Board Meeting in Public

6 Save Hemel Hospital Princess might be fully booked! So :-

7 Post to all who oppose WHHT plans


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