1. HAPPY PLACE…

2. And you guys were UP 3-zip??? HAHAHAHA

3. FUCK YOU FUCKIN YANKEE FUCKS!!!

4. Hey… Make sure the Gaynamic Duo ain’t checking out my ass… I’d hate for them to lose this game AND get the shit kicked out of them…

5. That bitch… I ask him to play patty- cake at home and all of a sudden he’s too tired…

6. GAY GAY! GAY Maybe they’re just REALLY good friends?? Yeah… they’re just friends… idiot… Relax sweetie… it’s not like the military. They’ll let us finish the game… but they may keep a close eye on us in the showers so no playing “Hide the Sub” until we get home…

7. I knew we should have never put those two gay guys next to each other in the outfield… all they do is stare at each others ass all game…

8. Shit… is that my dealer?? I told him… never when I’m workin…

9. But… I LOVE HIM!!! We look GREAT together…

10. Man… after all the shit we’ve been through, now we have this Mary running around slapping people…

11. DUDE!! I think he’s tryin to grab my cock…

12. Now…… he MAY be gay… but he DID NOT try to grab that guys cock…… he was just trying to TOUCH it… Besides, he usually likes this finger in his ass…

13. Now hang on… I told them about “the finger”…

14. I KNEW IT!!!! Dude… you won the pool… turns out A-ROD DOES like a finger in his ass…

15. Hey Alex… How’s this finger workin out for ya?? Excited yet…?

16. Look at the UNIT on Schilling… Babe… don’t lean so far away… it makes us look obvious…