1. The Fairytale of Elle and Warner By: Brendan Nuse and Ivy Kang

2. Once upon a time there was a girl named Elle. She had a great life. Her sorority Delta Nu was always behind her, ready to brighten her mood with weekly mani/pedis. Most important of all was her boyfriend, Warner. Elle and Warner were very close. So close, in fact that they were always together. The girls of Delta Nu noticed that they were always together. Condensed, you could say.

3. Then Elle and Warner got even closer. Elle was sure that they would soon be married. However, Warner got accepted to Harvard Law School. Elle was heartbroken when Warner dumped her for law school, so she decided to make a plan. While she was busy making her plan, the girls of Delta Nu had no way to function without their president, so they broke up.

4. The girls of Delta Nu were so devastated they left the school entirely. Meanwhile, Elle decided to get herself into Harvard Law School. She made a very appealing video in the Delta Nu hot tub. Along with her score of 175 on her LSATs and her 4.0 GPA in Fashion Merchandising, she sent in her video application. The admissions board loved her application and the diversity her major added to the school, so she was accepted immediately.

5. Elle was very excited when she received the news that she was off to Harvard! She packed her bags and off she went. When she got there, everyone thought she was strange. They did not like the way she dressed, or the way she acted. However, she was sure everything would be just nifty once she saw Warner. She headed over to him. Warner was surprised to see Elle at Harvard. He was also worried, since he had to tell Elle that he was engaged!... And not to her. Elle was very upset. She planned to work so hard that she could prove to Warner that she was serious enough for him! She studied and studied. She studied so much that she managed to get an intern position with one of her professors, Professor Callahan. Warner and his fiancé, Vivian, also happened to get internships. Elle was ecstatic.

6. On Elle’s first day at the internship, she arrived at 8 A.M when she was not needed until noon, just so she could make sure she was ready to make a good impression...and she did. However, the good impression she made was not the kind she wanted. Although Elle made stunning contributions to the trial, Professor Callahan did not seem to notice. Instead of praising her intellect, he decided to hit on her. Also, Vivian seemed to hate her more than ever! Hurt and alone, Elle decided to head back to Malibu.

7. Just then, Elle’s friend Emmet stopped her from leaving. He made her realize how important she was to the trial. She decided to stay. She went to the victim of the trial, and told her what Callahan and Warner had done to her. The victim, Brooke Windham, decided to have Elle be her lawyer, and Emmet supervise, since Elle was still only a student. Then, Brooke kicked Warner and Callahan out. Warner decided to go back to Malibu to visit his grandmother. After she won the trial, Elle realized that she could function without Warner. She was her own person. She vowed never to see Warner again....and they all lived happily ever after. The End.

8. *WARNING LABEL* This story is a FAIRYTALE. It is FICTIONAL. Do NOT try to send in a video application of you in a hot tub to Harvard Law School. Thank you.

9. Cast List! Chromatids/Chromosomes______________________________________Elle and Warner Microtubules______________________________________________Harvard and Malibu Nuclear Envelope_________________________________________The Girls of Delta Nu Cell______________________________________________________Elle’s State of Mind Spindle Fibers____________________________Elle’s Acceptance to Harvard Law School Kinetochores_______________________________________Vivian and Emmet

10. (Interphase- Elle and Warner’s past relationship.) Prophase- The break up of Delta Nu, caused by Warner’s acceptance to Harvard. Metaphase- Elle’s acceptance into Harvard. Anaphase- Vivian and Emmet (the kinetochores) ‘attach’ and pull Elle and Warner apart. Telophase- Hatred and tension between Elle, Vivian, and Warner sets Elle even more apart; she is being pulled away from Warner even more. (Cytokenisis- Elle is finally her own person, and her thoughts and actions are no longer being influenced by Warner anymore.)

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