1. YOUR BODY: A Comprehensive Analysis

2. Scientific Hypothesis Christina Aguilera is on the prowl for that D again. She is also a legend, knows this, and assumes you already know it too. However, she doesn’t care to know your name, nor whose place. She just wants to take your body…and FUCK IT.

3. Producer Max Martin

4. Genre Bonin’

5. Is it Illuminati? Duh.

6. “So open the box…” KEY LYRIC

7. The Box

8. Contents of The Box Mi Reflejo Mi Reflejo Promotional Pen Lipstick Anal Bead Mic Stand Back to Basics Promotional Douche Taco Bell Cheese, Beef & Rice Burrito Voodoo Doll 347 tubes of lipstick, blood red Vanity Mirror Studded Diaper Bottle (contains Genie) 57 copies of Bionic

9. “Don’t need no keys, I’m unlocked.” KEY LYRIC

10. VISUAL REFERENCE

11. “Your Body” as Grindr Anthem “Don’t even tell me your name. All I need to know is whose place, and let’s get walking.”

12. “I think you already know my name.” KEY LYRIC

14. People Whose Names Legendtina Does Not Know

15. Potential Thesis Topics “Fuck Your Body”: Enticement or Threat? Finish Off On My Own: The Myth of the Female Orgasm Phoenixtina Risinguilera: The Great Comeback Max Martin: Man or God? I Think You Already Know My Name: Memory Loss and Recovery

16. ¡POP QUIZTINA!

17. All Legendtina wants to do is…? A. Flush Your Potty B. Hot Your Tottie C. Irv Your Gotti D. Fuck Your Body

18. All Legendtina wants to know is…? A.Who is Lady Gaga? B.Is that a man or a woman? C. What is an ARTPOP? D. Whose place?

19. What is your body doing? A.It is shaking. B.It is ready. C.It is about to get FUCKED. D.All of the above.