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Woman vs. Man -
He said... I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said.... You wear pants don't you?
He said....Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room... "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it... " I do not"
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
Woman vs. Man - He said... I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said.... You wear pants don't you?
He said "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
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He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
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