Low Low Budget Package You will be traveling on Delta Airlines. Total price for round trip airline tickets for two is $93.70 including taxes. Flight times will be determined by the airlines, but will be no earlier than 6am and no later than later then 10pm. Cincinnati/St. Louis to Miami
Rental Car For your vehicle you will be receiving an Economy car at a rate of $19.00 a day. The total cost for all four days is $105.90 (including taxes).
HOTEL You will be rooming in one of the following hotels. The Rodeway Inn, Sleep Inn, Econolodge, Super 8, Red Roof Inn. The total price for a four nights stay is $10.28. (Miami’s Super 8 shown above)
Penny Saver Package Two round trip tickets aboard Delta Airlines will cost $54.85, totaling $109.70 with all taxes included.
Rental Car Your rental car for the Penny Saver Package will cost $25 a day, with the grand total equaling $133.86.
You will be staying in one of the lovely 2 ½ stared hotels that Miami offers. You will be notified on conformation of purchase exactly which hotel you will be staying. You will enjoy accommodations in the Courtyard, Homewood Suits, Residence Inn, Doubletree Club or Amerisuites. A room for two people will come to $166.43 ($35 a night + tax). Hotel
Money Bags Package First class tickets on Delta Airlines will cost $796.20 a person. For both round trip tickets it would come to $1592.40.
Rental Car Upon arrival in Miami you will be picking up a convertible which will be costing $35 dollars a day, bringing to total charges to $181.90 for your four day stay.
Once in Miami you will be staying in one of Miami’s Best. You will be in either the Hilton (pictured), Hyatt Regency, Sheraton, Marriott, or Swissotel. Cost $181.90.
Schedule (After arriving in Miami you will be doing the following things in the order they appear.)
This long-standing comedy club hosts nationally touring comics nightly. Comedy club faithfuls will recognize Margaret Cho and George Wallace, and everyone knows Damon Wayans and Chris Rock, both of whom have taken the stage here. A full menu is available. COST: $10-$32. Improv Comedy Club Improv Comedy Club 3390 Mary St. Streets of Mayfair Miami, FL 33133-5256 Phone: 305/441-8200
Once awake you will enjoy dinner at the local Denny’s. COST $5-$15.
The centerpiece of Parrot Jungle Island is the theme park featuring a Jungle Theater, a spectacular open- air arena where visitors will enjoy extraordinary performances celebrating the wildlife of the world. Guests can come "face-to-beak" with parrots and macaws in the Manu Encounter, the world's only aviary replicating the clay cliffs of Manu, Peru. Parrot Jungle Island really comes alive at the 1,200-seat Parrot Bowl, featuring the hilarious and amazing antics of trained parrots, cockatoos, and macaws. COST $26 per person. Parrot Jungle and Gardens
Big Pink 157 Collins Ave. Miami Beach, FL 33139-7242 Phone: 305/532-4700 The decor of this diner may remind you of a roller-skating rink -- everything is pink Lucite, stainless steel, and campy. The menu is a virtual book, The food is solidly all-American, with dozens of tasty sandwiches, pizzas, turkey or beef burgers, and side dishes, each and every one composed with a gourmet flair. Customers comprise club kids and real kids. COST $10-$20 BIG PINK
Paquito's 16265 Biscayne Blvd. North Miami Beach, FL 33160-4300 Phone: 305/947-5027 A Mexican place to please both the gourmand and the glutton, Paquito's enlivens an otherwise massive, impersonal strip-mall hacienda with bright, colorful decor and ultrafriendly staff. More ambitious cuisine includes tortilla soup with cheese and sour cream; a zesty mole verde with chicken, pork, or beef; turkey meatballs in chipotle sauce; or dolphin with tomato, capers, and green olives. Sopaipillas provide a sweet finish. COST $10-$20 Paquito’s
This newcomer's soft lighting, cozy couches and chaise longues, and low-down music go down as smoothly as their trademark honey-dipped apples. Honey 645 Washington Ave. Miami Beach, FL 33139-6207 Phone: 305/604-8222 HONEY
We take you to the largest remaining swamp land in the world, where you will experience the thrilling sensation of an airboat ride. You can witness the serene beauty of the untamed wilderness of the Everglades. You will see alligators, turtles, rare birds, and all other sorts of plant and animal life. On the way back, we will stop at the Miami seaport for a picture spot. This will be a truly unforgettable afternoon. COST $45 per person. Airboat Tour
Miami's not renowned for its pizza -- until now, that is. The addition of Andiamo, a storefront pizzeria connected to a car wash, has residents raving about brick ovens and high- quality gourmet toppings like roasted eggplant, broccoli rabe, kalamata olives, and truffle oil. Order one of the specialty pizzas -- or make up your own. Paninis and salads are pretty much the only alternatives here. COST $10-$20 Andiamo 5600 Biscayne Blvd. North Miami, FL 33137 Andiamo
Joe's Stone Crab Restaurant 11 Washington Ave. Miami Beach, FL 33139- It's somewhat of a Miami phenomenon, Joe's stubbornly operates by its own rules and does not take reservations even though it attracts phenomenal crowds. The centerpiece of the ample à la carte menu is, of course, stone crab, with a piquant mustard sauce. Popular side orders include creamed garlic spinach, french-fried onions, fried green tomatoes, and hash browns. Desserts range from a justifiably famous key lime pie to apple pie with a crumb-pecan topping. COST $10-$20 Joe's Stone Crab Restaurant
Cactus Nightclub 2041 Biscayne Blvd. Miami, FL 33137-5025 In the northern reaches of downtown, this is the place to head if you don't want to stay up 'til 4 AM to get some nightlife in. Special events include drag nights, male strippers, and a very popular Noche Latina on Saturday. Cactus Nightclub