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2 Puns

3 Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales!

4 Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

5 Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

6 Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all right now.

7 What does reading while sunbathing make you? It makes you well, red.

8 A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says, “Why not? I'm a fun guy!”

9 The End Hope you’ve found this presentation very punny!

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