1. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage”

3. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Specify that your drive- through order is "to go."

4. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

6. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Speak only in a "robot" voice.

7. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

8. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

9. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

10. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Sniffle incessantly.

11. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

12. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

13. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

14. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

15. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time Interlude

16. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

17. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

18. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

19. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Practice making fax and modem noises.

20. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

21. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with

22. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

23. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

24. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

25. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

26. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

27. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

28. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

29. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Honk and wave to strangers.

30. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

31. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

32. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

33. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

34. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

35. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Pay for your dinner with pennies.

36. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

37. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

38. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Repeat the following conversation a dozen times "Do you hear that?” "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

39. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Light road flares on a birthday cake.

40. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

41. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

42. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

43. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

44. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

45. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

46. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

47. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

48. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time Interlude

49. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

50. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book.

51. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

52. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

53. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Mow your lawn with scissors.

54. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata- suhWING-batter!"

55. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

56. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

57. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

58. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

59. 101 Ways to Annoy Others in your newly found free time... Better Grades in Less Time 101 Ways to Annoy Your Friends with Your Newly Found Free Time Make appointments for the 31st of September.