2. 1. Make meaning

3. A woman is often measured by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn’t curve. By where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers. By all the outside things that don’t ever add up to who she is on the inside. And so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can control, by who she is and who she is trying to become because as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and statistics lie.

4. 2. Make mantra

5. “The mission of Wendy’s is to deliver superior quality products and services for our customers and communities through leadership, innovation, and partnerships.”

6. Wendy’s“Healthy fast food”

7. Wendy’s“Healthy fast food Nike“Authentic athletic performance”

8. Wendy’s“Healthy fast food” Nike“Authentic athletic performance” FedEx“Peace of mind”

9. Wendy’s“Healthy fast food” Nike“Authentic athletic performance” FedEx“Peace of mind” eBay“Democratize commerce”

10. Dilbert Mission Statement Generator “We exist to professionally build long-term, high- impact sources so that we may endeavor to synergistically leverage existing effective deliverables to stay competitive in tomorrow’s world.”

11. 3. Jump to the next curve

12. Ice 1.0: Harvesting

13. Ice 2.0: Factory

14. Ice 3.0: Refrigerator

15. Ice 4.0: Give ice, sell advertising

16. 4. Roll the DICEE

17. Deep: Fanning (Reef)

18. Intelligent: BF-104 Flashlight (Panasonic)

19. Complete: LS (Lexus)

20. Elegant: Air (Apple)

21. Emotive: Harley Davidson

22. 5. Don’t worry, be crappy

23. 6. Polarize people

24. 7. Let a hundred flowers blossom

25. 8. Churn, baby, churn

26. 9. Niche thyself

27. Value to customer Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

28. Value to customer Price Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

29. Value to customer Stupid Price Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

30. Value to customer Stupid Price Dotcom Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

31. Value to customer Stupid Price X X Dotcom Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

32. Value to customer Stupid Price X X Dotcom Clear Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

33. Value to customer Stupid Price X X Dotcom Breitling Emergency Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

34. Value to customer Stupid Price X X Dotcom Smart Car Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

35. Value to customer Stupid Price X X Dotcom Trek Lime Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

36. Value to customer Stupid Price X X Dotcom LG Kimchi refrigerator Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

37. Value to customer Stupid Price X X Dotcom Royal Caribbean Ability to provide unique product or service Ability to provide unique product or service

38. 10. Follow the 10/20/30 rule

39. 10 slides

40. 20 minutes

41. 30 point font This is 20 points This is 14 points This is 12 points and what you’re using now

42. 11. Don’t let the bozos grind you down

43. “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” Thomas Watson Chairman, IBM 1943

44. “This telephone has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” Western Union internal memo 1876

45. “There is no reason why anyone would want a computer in their home.” Ken Olsen Founder, Digital Equipment Corp. 1977

46. “It’s too far to drive, and I don’t see how it can be a business.” Guy Kawasaki Bozo

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