1. Carlton Hill I think the pictures pretty much said everything that needed to be said regarding Arthurs Seat, on a glorious day in Edinburgh. The most exhilarating bit was running back down the hill after wed reached the peak. The climbing content of the day had not finished……..

2. The Acropolis Of The UK

3. The Greeks Are To Blame As title suggests the Scots had the good sense to implement Greek architectural ideas into their buildings. So the Scots do have good sense after all. I cant tell you all how useful it was to be able to claim Greek citizenship in Scotland. For some reason they dont like the English. I wonder why?

4. Something A Bit More Festive Tis the season to be jolly and all that. In the interests of being festive myself and Otti went to halls to help with the decorations and the trimming of the tree……

5. How To Delegate

6. Explanation Well as guests myself and Otti couldnt possibly be expected to help out, so we delegated. The girls on the ledge werent allowed to come down till they finished decorating the tree. We were hard taskmasters but look at the result……..

7. God Bless Us Everyone

8. Outrageous Yes I know you all saw it too. On behalf of Sarah I would like to apologise. The halo above my head which was so evident in all the other pictures was hidden from view in the last pic. No matter my saintly-hood is still intact. As youll all know by now I have been canonised.

9. Karmic Realignment Before I go, and Just in case Sarah should ever see this and take offence at previous comments. I would like to say that as Otti promised he introduced me to in his words gorgeous friendly people, and undoubtedly he did this. However in the case of Sarah, Ottis flair for understatement was evident.

10. Final Word Ok now that I have taken care of my Karma and also established that Sarah was a Bonnie Lass ( Scottish speak for wonderful lady), I have something far more disturbing to report about Otti. No its not his somewhat disturbing fascination to Scottish dancing, though that is worrying. Brace yourselves, Otti has developed a Scottish drinking problem/habit. I dont know what to do, but I have proof, take a look…….

11. Peek-a-boo

12. Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year And if you get this late belated seasons greetings. Have a nice day.

13. Credits Camera Men Nick C Ottavio C The Woman At The peak Producer Nick C © Copyright Cristodoulides & co parent company of Nick C Productions