1. Preston at Colonus BE

2. I have not a clue where I’m going. All I know is that I was banned from my city and now this girl is leading me around. Come on Wiz, McDonalds is just over this hill! ^ Blind man ^

3. Taking me to a McDonalds isn’t all that bad I mean I would stay here forever if I wanted to but I don’t think the burger king will allow it. I’m rich and McDonalds is already rich so if the guy leaves me be I’ll pay him money and all will be good I’ll never bother you again if you give me tons of money for the trouble of losing another valuable customer.

4. If you do not come back to Berlin in Germany I will start world war II again and keep your daughters prisoner in my city >:D Man you have better back off this shizz or else I’ll sick the burger king man on you and he is crazy.

5. So after the BK man slapped Hitler around a little bit he freed the daughters and Hitler went into hiding afraid of another beat down.

6. FATHER I need your help in the support of my effort in war to bring peace and overthrow Hitler and my brother to help win for america :D Marley you will end up killing each other I promise you this because I aint leavin this McDonalds because I love it here…now you can go out and play all you want but I want no part of it

7. Oh god I’m scared of thunder I can’t stand this…must eat to sustain calm!! No Wiz you mustn’t eat that much McDonalds or you will die!!!

8. After eating 100 big macs later due to his love for McDonalds Wiz went into cardiac arrest and had a heart attack and died soon after the ambulance arrived…the paramedics got distracted by the mean register man yelling do you want something?? So they never even got Wiz and he is still laying on the ground ever since and only the BK man saw Wiz break the asian kids record of 99 big macs eaten before dying so it never went into the record book… He was a good man!