3. www.jokeworm.com You would learn stuff like..... When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

4. www.jokeworm.com Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

5. www.jokeworm.com When it’s in your best interest-practice obedience..

6. www.jokeworm.com Take naps and stretch before rising.

7. www.jokeworm.com Thrive on attention and let others touch you.

8. www.jokeworm.com Run, romp, and play daily.

9. www.jokeworm.com Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

10. www.jokeworm.com When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

11. www.jokeworm.com On hot days, lay down and rest.

12. www.jokeworm.com No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.

13. www.jokeworm.com Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

14. www.jokeworm.com Be loyal.

15. www.jokeworm.com Never pretend to be something you're not.

16. www.jokeworm.com When someone is having a bad day just jump in their arms and bring a happy smile.