1. Barnyard Moosical
Grade 1 Program
2016

2. Barnyard Moosical

3. It’s a barnyard moosical, Barnyard moosical You’re about to see!

4. And our barnyard moosical’s Quite a doosical, We’re sure you’ll all agree.

5. Our cows are different from the rest. But, they’re udderly the best!

6. Our chickens sure can shake a leg. You’ll never see them lay an egg.

7. At our barnyard moosical It’s a doosical, So come along with me!

8. It’s a barnyard moosical, Barnyard moosical You’re about to see!

9. And our barnyard moosical’s Quite a doosical, We’re sure you’ll all agree.

10. Our pigs are really out of sight. You’ll be squealing with delight.

11. Our gourmet goats have attitude. They only eat the finest food!

12. It’s a barnyard moosical, It’s a doosical, So come along with me!

13. We’re sure you’ll all agree that this fun filled farm’s the place to be. Come inside and see!

14. When Pigs Fly

15. We are pigs who love to clean, we dust and wash all day
We are pigs who love to clean, we dust and wash all day. And if you call our home a sty, Then, “Hogwash” is what we say!

16. Cause it’s dust, dust here And it’s dust, dust there
Cause it’s dust, dust here And it’s dust, dust there. Find some dirt, give a squirt, Everywhere we squirt dirt!

17. We are pigs who love to clean, Don’t get in our way!

18. Go to the closet, get out the mop
Go to the closet, get out the mop. Travel round the room and work that slop, work that slop! Clean up the slop with your mop

19. Twice each day around the room, We clean it through and through
Twice each day around the room, We clean it through and through. But if you try to hog the broom, we’re gonna squeal on you!

20. Cause it’s sweep the floor and it’s sweep some more
Cause it’s sweep the floor and it’s sweep some more. Find a bug ‘neath the rug, Sweep it out the back door.

21. We are pigs who love to clean, don’t get in our way!

22. Go to the closet, get out the broom
Go to the closet, get out the broom. Travel round the room and work that broom, work that broom! Clean up the room with your broom!

23. We are pigs who love to clean, Don’t call our home a sty
We are pigs who love to clean, Don’t call our home a sty! Cause the day you find a speck of dirt is the day you’ll see pigs fly. Bye, bye!

24. Funky Chicken Strut

25. All you chickens gather ‘round. Groovin’ to the funky sound
All you chickens gather ‘round. Groovin’ to the funky sound. Come and watch us, everyone! This is how the dance is done.

26. Make your head go to and fro. Ready now, cause here we go
Make your head go to and fro. Ready now, cause here we go! Spread your chicken wings out wide. Flap them now from side to side.

27. Now let’s rock those chicken legs. Left ‘em high, that’s what we said
Now let’s rock those chicken legs. Left ‘em high, that’s what we said. Time to lift them off the ground. All you chickens strut around.

28. Doin’…the funky chicken. Doin’ the funky chicken strut.

29. No, no, no, no way. We won’t be your dinner today
No, no, no, no way! We won’t be your dinner today! You won’t fry us in a pan; Try to catch us if you can!

30. Doin’…the funky chicken. Doin’ the funky chicken strut.

31. the funky chicken, the funky chicken strut.

32. Cows’ Chorus Line

33. One cow, then two cows, then three cows, then four
One cow, then two cows, then three cows, then four. Watch those hoofers strut their stuff, But there’s room for more.

34. Five cows, then six cows, then seven cows and eight
Five cows, then six cows, then seven cows and eight. Come and join our chorus line. Hurry, don’t be late!

35. We’re gonna kick our hoofs nice and high
We’re gonna kick our hoofs nice and high. Right hoof, left hoof, to the sky. Kick those hoofs, that’s the plan. Now do the milk shake. Milk it for all you can.

36. Milk shake, do the milk shake
Milk shake, do the milk shake. Shake it all around, now shake it to the ground. Milk shake, yeah, that’s the plan. We’ll milk it for all we can.

37. Open the barn door cause here come some more
Open the barn door cause here come some more. Udderly amazing cows like you’ve never seen before. High steppin’ strutters, the udders just won’t do. If you’re wondering, “where’s the beef?” We’re right in front of you!

38. We’re gonna kick our hoofs nice and high
We’re gonna kick our hoofs nice and high. Right hoof, left hoof, to the sky. Kick those hoofs, that’s the plan. Now do the milk shake. Milk it for all you can.

39. Milk shake, do the milk shake
Milk shake, do the milk shake. Shake it all around, now shake it to the ground. Milk shake, yeah, that’s the plan. We’ll milk it for all we can.

40. Milk it now everyone, cause Cow Palace here we come!

41. Gourmet Goat Cheese Pizza

42. We’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie
We’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie. Making gourmet pizza pie, Pizza’s what we make.

43. They’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie
They’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie. Making gourmet pizza pie, pizza pie today!

44. Roll the dough, Roll it nice and round. Toss it in the air
Roll the dough, Roll it nice and round. Toss it in the air. Don’t drop it on the ground.

45. Stretch the dough. Stretch it nice and wide
Stretch the dough. Stretch it nice and wide. Put it in the pan and pat from side to side.

46. We’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie
We’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie. Making gourmet pizza pie, Pizza’s what we make.

47. They’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie
They’re all making pizza pie, pizza pie, pizza pie. Making gourmet pizza pie, pizza pie today!

48. Add the sauce, Pour it in the pan
Add the sauce, Pour it in the pan. Better make it fresh No, nothing from a can.

49. Finest cheese, Stands up to the test
Finest cheese, Stands up to the test. For gourmet pizza, Goat cheese is the best!

50. Put the pizza in to bake, In to bake, in to bake
Put the pizza in to bake, In to bake, in to bake. Put the pizza in to bake And when the baking’s done, Take it out and lick your lips, dance around, shake your hips.

51. Mama mia, come and see our pizza everyone
Mama mia, come and see our pizza everyone! Come and see our gourmet pizza pie for everyone. Pizza everyone! Yum!