3. Anteaters are usually found at picnics.

4. Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

5. The book was so exciting I couldn’t finish it – until I put it down.

6. The doctor felt the man’s purse and told him there was no hope.

7. Don’t burn your bridges – until you come to them.

8. The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

9. Don’t put all your chicken in one basket.

10. Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion.

11. Hitler was half German, half Austrian and half Jewish.

12. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

13. In spring, the salmon swim upstream the spoon.

14. The old Egyptians were called mummies.

15. If my grandpa would be alive today, he would turn over in his grave…

16. Never let a gift horse inside the house.

17. The guys who live in Moscow are called Mosquitoes.