1. Name Welcome to… that D-E-V-I-C-E- !

2. "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." Antanaclasis Ben Franklin

3. "Reaching the moon was no ordinary task." Litotes

4. In Pilgrim’s Progress, the main character Christian interacts with symbolically named characters. Allegory John Bunyan

5. “Houston, we have a problem.” Synechdoche

6. "Isn't that what being an international man of mystery is all about?" Alliteration

7. “You could be my black Kate Moss tonite.” Kanye West Allusion

8. “A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. This requires not that the writer make all his sentences short, or that he avoid all detail and treat his subjects only in outline, but that every word tell.” Pleonasm

9. “Just wait till we get our Hanes on you.” Paranomasia

10. "The minister who has been called by God, ordained by God, appointed by God, and anointed by God, is assumed guilty until proven innocent.” Epistrophe Ravi Zacharias

11. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Simile

12. "Anything that happens, happens. Anything that in happening causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that in happening happens again, happens again. Though not necessarily in that order.” Tautology

13. “Even though the blame's on you, I'll take that blame from you. And you can put that blame on me.” Praeteritio

14. “Verb, its what you do.” Anthimeria

15. "I've had some long nights in the stir. Alone in the dark with nothing but your thoughts, time can draw out like a blade. That was the longest night of my life.” Simile Morgan Freeman The Shawshank Redemption

16. “Kakunk Kakunk Kakunk!” Onomatopoeia Lupe Fiasco/Kick Push

17. "With this ring I thee wed." Archaism

18. Dog Catcher = Canine Relocation Specialist Euphemism

19. "With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood.” Metaphor Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

20. To watch his woods fill up with snow. Consonance

21. "Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war -- not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government -- not any other thing.” Polysyndeton

22. But I ain't goin' no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I wanna die, I'll die right here, right now fightin’ you—if I wanna die.” Epanalepsis Will Smith in Ali

23. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." Paraprosdokian

24. “We want no parlay with you and your grisly gang who work your wicked will.” Cacophony Winston Churchill

25. "I am elated by the knowledge that for the first time in our history a woman, Geraldine Ferraro, will be recommended to share our ticket.” Apposition Jesse Jackson

26. "We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.” Asyndeton Jack Nicholson A Few Good Men

27. "She was a thief, you got to believe: she stole my heart and my cat." Syllepsis

28. In response to Mrs. Connally's comment, "Mr. President, you can't say that Dallas doesn't love you." John F. Kennedy uttered his last words, “That’s very obvious.” Irony

29. "And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a merry Christmas, and God bless all of you, all of you on the good earth.” Climax Frank Borman

30. “Flies o’er the unbending corn, and skims along the main.” Euphony Alexander Pope from Sound and Sense

31. "...and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." Parallelism Abraham Lincoln

32. “I thank You God for most this amazing day.” Anastrophe

33. "We find ourselves rich in goods but ragged in spirit, reaching with magnificent precision for the moon but falling into raucous discord on earth. We are caught in war, wanting peace. We’re torn by division, wanting unity.” Antithesis Richard Nixon

34. "Let each man search his conscience and search his speeches." Isocolon Winston Churchill

35. “Among the great achievements of Benito Mussolini's regime were the revival of a strong national consciousness, the expansion of the Italian Empire, and the running of trains on time.” Anticlimax

36. Elvis Presley died today. He was 42. Apparently, it was a heart attack. He was found in his home in Memphis not breathing. His road manager tried to revive him -- he failed. A hospital tried to revive him – it failed. Synecdoche

37. "They call for you: The general who became a slave; the slave who became a gladiator; the gladiator who defied an Emperor.” Anadiplosis Joaquin Phoenix Gladiator

38. "My Republican Party today—it is not a conservative Party. It is soft on globalism. It is soft on big government. It is soft on the 2 nd Amendment. It is soft on life.” Anaphora Pat Buchanon

39. "Such acts are commonly stimulated by forces of hatred and malevolence such as today are eating their way into the bloodstream of American life.” Personification Justice Earl Warren

40. “Let us die, and charge into the thick of the fight." Hysteron Proteron Virgil

41. "So first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Hyperbole Franklin Delano Roosevelt

42. "The English (it must be owned) are rather a foul-mouthed nation." Parenthesis William Hazlitt

43. "A Republic whose history, like the path of the just, is as the shining light that shineth more and more unto the perfect day.” Simile William Jennings Bryan

44. “Agreements entered into when one state of facts exists — are they to be maintained regardless of changing conditions?” Anacoluthon John George Diefenbaker

45. "Safe sex -- now there's an _______. That's like 'tactical Nuke' or 'adult male.'" Oxymoron

46. "The gloves didn't fit. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit." Assonance Johnny Cochrane

47. "By day the frolic, and the dance by night.” Chiasmus Samuel Johnson

48. “And he to England shall along with you.” Ellipsis Shakespeare’s Hamlet

49. "I, Barbara Jordan, am a keynote speaker." Apposition Barbara Jordan

50. “A Taste of Heaven.” Apotheosis

51. "Be one of the few, the proud, the Marines." Asyndeton

52. "The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy." Paradox

53. “Together, we can put a stop to this, and we must throw these heartless zealots out of this country for good." Oxymoron Lieutenant General Raymond T. Odierno

54. "The world faces a very different Russia than it did in 1991. Like all countries, Russia also faces a very different world." Antimetabole William Jefferson Clinton

55. "At the dawn of spring last year, a single act of terror brought forth the long, cold winter in our hearts. The people of Oklahoma City are mourning still.” Metaphor Al Gore

56. Nor Mars his sword, nor war's quick fire shall burn the living record of your memory. Zeugma Virgil

57. “Poultry is like meat, except when you cook it rare. Then it's like bird-flavored Jell-o.” Periphrasis P. J. O’rourke

58. “I left my body laying somewhere/In the sands of time I watched the world float to the dark/Side of the moon.” Imagery Kryptonite

59. "Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared." Syllepsis Scar from The Lion King

60. "A minimum wage that is not a livable wage can never be a minimum wage." Epanalepsis Ralph Nader

61. "Why you got scars and knots on your head from the top of your head to the bottom of your feet. And every one of those scars is evidence against the American white man.” Hyperbole Malcolm X

62. "We say to our children 'Be like grownups.' But Jesus said to us grownups, 'Be like children.'" Antimetabole Billy Graham

63. “Smoke on your pipe and put that in.” Hysteron Proteron

64. "We have seen the state of our Union in the endurance of rescuers, working past exhaustion. We've seen the unfurling of flags, the lighting of candles, the giving of blood, the saying of prayers—in English, Hebrew, and Arabic.” Parallelism George W. Bush

65. “WHAAM!” Onomatopoeia

66. "Once again, the heart of America is heavy. The spirit of America weeps for a tragedy that denies the very meaning of our land.” Personification Lyndon Baines Johnson

67. “Surprise your new love has arrived out of the blue clear sky.” Anastrophe

68. "Give us this day our daily bread." Synecdoche Matthew 6:11

69. "I feel the need, the need for speed." Assonance Tom Cruise Top Gun

70. All for which America stands is safe today because brave men and women have been ready to face the fire at freedom’s front. Alliteration Ronald Reagan

71. "O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?" Apostrophe 1 Corinthians 15:55

72. “You can be my cinderella.” Allusion Rhianna and Chris Brown

73. “I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.” Sarcasm Mark Twain

74. “Oh never try to knock on rotten wood.” Consonance

75. "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." Climax John 1:1-2

76. "I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore, be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.” Paradox Matthew 10:16

77. "Gift him with Playboy." Anthimeria

78. "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse." Isocolon Charles V

79. “Cuz rite now thou has forsaken us” Archaism

80. "In years gone by, there were in every community men and women who spoke the language of duty and morality and loyalty and obligation.” Polysyndeton William F. Buckley

81. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Antanaclasis Groucho Marx

82. “The Whitehouse released a report earlier today.” Metonymy

83. "Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.” Tautology George W. Bush

84. The relationship between The Lord of the Rings and the World Wars. Allegory J. R. R. Tolkein

85. "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.” Paraprosdokian Will Rogers

86. “Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.” Antithesis

87. "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." Paranomasia Fred Allen

88. Concentration Camp Euphemism

89. "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." Irony Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM

90. "To raise a happy, healthy, and hopeful child, it takes a family; it takes teachers; it takes clergy; it takes business people; it takes community leaders; it takes those who protect our health and safety. It takes all of us.” Anaphora Hillary Clinton

91. “The lights grow brighter as the earth lurches away from the sun and now the orchestra is playing yellow cocktail music and the opera of voices pitches a key higher.” Synaesthesia Nick Carraway

92. We will not speak of all Queequeg's peculiarities here; how he eschewed coffee and hot rolls, and applied his undivided attention to beefsticks done rare.” Praeteritio

93. "Science! True daughter of Old Time thou art!" Apostrophe Edgar Allan Poe

94. “Four beating wings, two beaks, a swirling mass tight grappling” Cacophony Walt Whitman

95. "Don't you surrender! Suffering breeds character; character breeds faith; in the end faith will not disappoint. You must not surrender…” Anadiplosis Jesse Jackson

96. "The sinews of war are five--men, money, materials, maintenance (food), and morale." Parenthesis Ernest Hemmingway

97. "The time for the healing of the wounds has come. The moment to bridge the chasms that divides us has come.” Epistrophe Nelson Mandela

98. "His time a moment, and a point his space." Chiasmus Alexander Pope

99. The end!