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3. holdemqueen@hotmail.com And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Children bring in pet, turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that.

4. holdemqueen@hotmail.com Well, one day this little girl, Anna, a very bright, very outgoing child, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

5. holdemqueen@hotmail.com She holds up a snapshot of an infant and says, “This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birth day”

6. holdemqueen@hotmail.com “First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.”

7. holdemqueen@hotmail.com She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The children are watching her in amazement. "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying Oh, Oh, Oh!”" Anna puts a hand behind her back and groans. “She walked around the house for, like an hour, Oh, Oh, Oh!”

8. holdemqueen@hotmail.com Now the child is doing this hysterical duck walk; holding her back and groaning.

9. holdemqueen@hotmail.com “My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed.”

10. holdemqueen@hotmail.com Anna lies down with her back against the wall. “And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!” This child is sitting on the floor with her little hands miming water flowing away.

11. holdemqueen@hotmail.com “Then the middle wife starts saying push, push, and breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten.”

12. holdemqueen@hotmail.com He was covered in yucky stuff. They said it was from Mom's play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there for him to do.” ”Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.

13. holdemqueen@hotmail.com Then Anna stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another Anna comes along!

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