1. Ryan, Roshan, Casey

2.  We won it through a vicious game of Russian Roulette last week, Ryan’s beloved brother John was lost in the event  We decided to keep the business because we wanted to provide quality and fun services and have the ability to stop playing Russian Roulette.  We are continuing the growth of the company.

3.  CEO – Ryan Davis  CFO – Roshan Bogati  CTO – Casey Nelson  Guy in funny clown outfit – We don’t know yet

4.  We sell specialty made Dirt Bike Tricycles.  After the death of John, we’re not entirely sure how to make them. After all, we’re Business Majors, not WyoTechers. We’re currently hired 50 WyoTechers to fill his spot.  We focus on innovating each tricycle to have an increase in quality and safety.

5.  Tricycle lessons: Ages 2-7  Weekend Competitions Age 8-12  Stunt shows: Age 18+  Tricycle wash: Local cheerleaders (18+)  Russian roulette lessons by appointment

6.  FAQ on Dirt Trikes Officiated by a chimpanze  Online ordering Parts Entire trike The FAQ chimp  Online lessons For the socially awkward badass

7.  Custom design work  “How to get your husband off his trike, and back in bed” blog

8.  Front desk; two receptionists  Back; 10 highly trained WyoTechers with wrenches  Office; CEO, CFO, CTO  Guy in clown suit; out front somewhere We know his mug is full of vodka, but we let it slide because we don’t pay him

9.  Bike enthusiasts with kids  Bike enthusiasts with balance issues  Bike enthusiasts looking for something new  People who like drunk clowns  People who like Trike washes

10.  Bike designers  Those who are slightly confused about the trike industry

11.  Local Radio: commercials  TV: commercials Mainly containing the FAQ chimp  Product placement in next Die Hard movie: self explanatory  Pop-ups: make sure they’re not cheesy/annoying  Facebook ads: same idea as pop-ups  Full page ad in Russian Roulette Quarterly

12.  Discount coupons in local paper: 15% off engine maintenance  Give the clown fliers and have him run all over town: make sure he doesn’t drive white van, or have candy  Offer high-quality, nicotine laced lollipops in store: offer to everyone  Ads on reddit.com

13.  Dr. Ryan Michael Davis, PhD  Agent Ryan Davis, DEA  Dr. Roshan Bogati, PhD  Laudon, K. and Laudon, J. (2012). Management Information Systems: Managing the Digital Firm. New Jersey: Pearson Education  Ms. Casey Nelson, KGB