1. Little Panda’s Christmas For Laura Love, g

2. ONCE UPON A TIME, AN ITSY BITSY TEENY TINY PANDA WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING.

3. SHE WAS EXCITED BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO GO TO THE BIG CITY WITH HER BOYFRIEND AND HIS FAMILY TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.

4. 2 DAYS BEFORE SHE WAS GOING TO THE BIG CITY THE PANDA STARTED TO FEEL SICK.

5. POOR PANDA, IT DIDN ’ T LOOK LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO GET TO THE BIG CITY AFTER ALL. I DON’T GET THIS EITHER

6. AS IS OFTEN THE CASE IN THESE TALES OF PRE-NOEL WOES, ON CHRISTMAS EVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL HAPPENED THAT MADE THE PANDA NOT SO SAD AFTER ALL …

7. HER BOYFRIEND GAVE HER A NIGHT OUT IN NEW YORK CITY COMPLETE WITH DINNER AND TICKETS TO SEE A SHOW ON BROADWAY.

8. AND THE LITTLE PANDA WAS SO EXCITED SHE COULDN ’ T EVEN REMEMBER BEING SICK SO SHE GAVE HER BOYFRIEND A BIG WET KISS.

9. Merry Christmas Little Panda, We’ve come a long way since last Christmas in Singapore. Doesn’t last year seem like forever ago? We are still adjusting to life here. I think more than anything else in this next year we need patience and understanding. The economy is bad, we still live with our parents, but ultimately we are going to be fine. Next Christmas is as far away as last Christmas feels - who knows where we will be financially/geographically/mentally - but we will be together. Merry Christmas, I love you, g

12. alternate ending

13. Broadway was closed! (so she got sexy lingerie instead)