1. “Who Would Win in a Fight
“Who Would Win in a Fight?” A bulletin board by Andrew Crosson Resident Assistant Samford University

2. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

3. VS. Ninja Pirate Pros: Ancient warrior training
Swords, stars, nun chuck skills
Masks
Stealth
Zen focus
Cons:
No technology
No armor
Uncommon
Pirate
Pros:
Resourceful
Guns and swords
(sometimes hooks)
Land & Sea
Cons:
Usually has a disease
Not stealthy
No armor
VS.

4. VS. Ronald McDonald Barney Pros: Large A dinosaur Birthing hips Pros:
Successful entrepreneur
Huge feet
VS.
Cons:
Makes people fat
Is friends with the Hamburgler
Cons:
Purple
Only hangs out with kids
Slow
Ronald McDonald
Barney

5. VS. Chuck Norris Bruce Lee Pros: Expert martial arts Flying kicks
Asian
Chuck Norris
Cons:
Small
No gun
No jokes
VS.
Pros:
Bearded
Some martial arts
Texan
Bruce Lee
Cons:
Texas Ranger
Does workout commercials

6. VS. Juggernaut The Hulk Pros: Unstoppable when in motion
Professor X’s stepbrother
Not a mutant
Cons:
Susceptible to telepathy without helmet
VS.
Cons:
Uncontrollable
Rips clothes every time he changes
Pros:
Super strength
Ripped muscles
Uses rage/anger
The Hulk

7. •Michelangelo can be rowdy
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Pros:
Been together a while
Martial arts skills
Cons:
Eat a lot of pizza
•Michelangelo can be rowdy
VS.
Pros:
5 members
Cool uniforms
Varied abilities
Cons:
Haven’t been together long
One’s a baby.
No martial arts training.
The Incredibles

8. VS. Raiden Yoshi Team (Mortal Kombat) Pros: Lightning power
Teleportation •Martial Arts
Cons:
Old • Weak
VS.
Pros:
Strength in Numbers
Throwable eggs
Can poop you into an egg
Cons:
Weak when alone
Childish
Yoshi Team