1. T HE U NCONSCIOUS C OMEDIAN “Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help”.

2. T HE U NCONSCIOUS C OMEDIAN “Ladies, don’t forget the Jumble Sale this Saturday. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands”.

3. T HE U NCONSCIOUS C OMEDIAN “A new slimming club will meet every Tuesday in the hall at 7pm. Please enter by the large double doors at the back”.

4. T HE U NCONSCIOUS C OMEDIAN “Pot Luck supper – Sunday 5pm. Prayer and medication to follow”.

5. T HE B EATITUDES “Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled”.

6. T HE B EATITUDES What can spoil our appetite for righteousness? Worldly desires Self sufficiency The “buzzyness” of life

7. T HE B EATITUDES “Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy”.

8. T HE B EATITUDES Mercy is not mercy until it comes out of your fingertips. The desire to help must become the deed of help!!

9. T HE B EATITUDES Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of God

10. T HE B EATITUDES We can show peace through:- Our relationship with ourselves Our relationship with each other Our relationship with God

11. T HE B EATITUDES Lord on whom all peace depends, Let us make and keep good friends, Bless me also with the patience, To endure my wife’s relations. William Barclay

12. T HE B EATITUDES Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven