1. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

2. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

3. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

4. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

5. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

6. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

7. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

8. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

9. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

10. The local nightlife was… The swimming pool was… The staff seemed… The beach was… The rooms were… about as interesting as… as enjoyable as… about as useful as… as beautiful as… the texture of… a night welded to the toilet after a bad curry. a moth beating its head against a light bulb. Weetabix. a three legged horse on roller-skates. sandpaper between your toes. TenorBasisVehicle Click on the cards to create the best similes….

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