1. Global Warming

2. This is the third rock from the sun You may have heard of it

3. Number one It does one full revolution every day

4. Number two If it span any faster we would all be thrown off into outta space

5. Number three That would be very inconvenient

6. You have all seen these There called icebergs

7. There obviously new coz what sank the titanic

8. Oh my god wasn’t it an iceberg

9. Dramatic pause

10. Obviously this whole, Icebergs melting, is very new and it has never happened before Could this possibly be the next Y2k bug Oh my god the end of the world is nigh

11. Oh my god It is all going to end

12. The sky is falling Or is it just another con job by the scientific community

13. As water evaporates it rises into the atmosphere As more water rises it turns into cloud mass

14. As more water rises into the atmosphere the cloud mass increases And the physical mass of the earth decreases

15. When the cloud mass releases the rain, the surface area of the earth returns to its normal level

16. So even if it rained for forty days and forty nights The world can not flood

17. Does this dude look concerned

18. Remember these We used to eat them as kids

19. When they are defrosted they sink

20. Yet when they are frozen they float And the water level stays the same

21. So even if all of these were to melt The water level will stay the same

22. Those stoopid scientists cant even work out a simple sunnyboy

23. Get a glass of water and half fill it then mark the water level with a pen Put the glass in the freezer over night, you will note that the water expands when it is frozen

24. Yet when it defrosts it returns to the same level

25. Engineers think things through Why else would they build these structures, the world can not flood

26. This is the Dubai sand palm islands Its interesting to note that not long after construction was started, the American scientists told us that due to global warming the earth was going to flood

27. And a month after construction started These came crashing down

28. In Australia in winter there is snow on Kosciusko yet in summer, there is not Yet it doesn’t affect the water levels

29. In winter there is snow on the Swiss alps Yet it doesn’t affect the water levels when it melts

30. We have all, at some time in our life, been misled We have all been, and have felt, misunderstood So learn to understand, things aren't always what we are told Or more importantly, what we think is true

31. Don’t look so surprised We all know that this is really what it is all about

32. Never believe the lies Always believe in what is important

33. Always remember You are You And never let anyone take that away from YOU