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2. Fresh Flesh We only sell the fleshest food. Location: Tokyo, Japan

3. Fasten your seatbelts A disconcerting sign for any public transport user. Location: Wellington, New Zealand

4. Brace for obnoxiousness Sounds like a fairly standard family car trip. Location: Maui, USA

5. Food may eventually arrive Come for the food, stay for the waiting. Location: Guangzhou, China

6. No fruit heads A local hotel trying to prevent fruit hawkers from entering the premises. Location: Kwazulunatal, South Africa

7. Recycling is for wimps Proudly encouraging eco-terrorism since 2001. Location: Osaka, Japan

8. Interesting Sign “I saw this sign on the ferry terminal building at Bressay in the Shetlands and still haven't been able to work out quite why it is there...?!” - Chris Herron

9. Forgives Please "Sign at entrance to rooftop pool at a Hotel in Tai Chung, Taiwan in August 2008. Rainy day was a rather large typhoon." - Josef Furse

10. No Turning Over Taken near the Three Gorges Dam, China - Henrik Svalheim

11. Baby needs Beers & Wines "You might like the attached sign which can be found in the Co-operative store in Mirfield, West Yorkshire. It perhaps explains why there is so much juvenile drunkenness in the town.“ - Ian Watson-Walker

12. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? 9-1-1 Call of the Day