1. Why is it that when the stars are out they are visible and when the lights are out they are invisible?

2. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

3. Why if a person who plays a piano is called a pianist, isn’t a person that drives a racing car called a racist?

4. Why does a house burn up as it burns down?

5. Why do we wait until a pig is dead before we cure it?

6. Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?

7. Why do you fill in a form by filling it out?

8. Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

9. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

10. Why isn’t there a mouse flavoured cat food?

11. Why is a boxing ring square?

12. Why does rush hour have the slowest traffic?
Bang!!

13. Why do doctors call what they do practice?

14. Why is there the speed of light but not the speed of dark?

15. Why are there self help groups?

16. Why can you make amends but not one amend?

17. Why if people from Poland are called Poles, aren’t people from Holland called Holes!

18. a b b r e v i a t e d such a long word?
Why is
a b b r e v i a t e d such a long word?

19. Why is the man that invests your money called a “broker”?$
Why is the man that invests your money called a “broker”?

20. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

21. Why do overlook and oversee have different meanings?

22. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

23. Why do croutons have use by dates, they are stale bread!

24. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

25. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

26. Why is it called plagiarism if you steal ideas from one person and research if you steal from many?

27. Why is it called after dark when it is really after light?

28. Why isn’t there another word for Thesaurus?

29. Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

30. Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

31. Why do you wind up a watch to start it but wind up a conversation to end it?

32. Why is it called a one night stand when it’s spent lying down?

33. Why can the weather be as hot as hell one day and cold as hell the next?

34. That's all folks!