1. Points to Ponder

2. zWhy do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

3. zWhy isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

4. zWhy are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

5. zWhy are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

6. zWhy are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited?

7. zDo you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

8. zHave you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

9. zHow does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

10. zIf 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

11. zIf nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

12. zIf you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

13. zIf you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

14. zYou know how most packages say “open here.” What is the protocol if the packages say, “open somewhere else?”

15. zWhy do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

16. zWhy do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

17. zWhy is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

18. zYou know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance.

19. zWhy is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

20. zIf you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

21. zIf you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

22. zIs it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

23. zWhat do chickens think we taste like?

24. zWhat do people in China call their good plates?

25. zWhat do you call a male ladybug?

26. zWhat hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

27. zWhen dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

28. zWhy didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

29. zWhy do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

30. zWhy doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

31. zWhy is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. zHave you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

33. zIf a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

34. zIf they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

35. zIf a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

36. zWhy don't sheep shrink when it rains?

37. zWhat would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

38. zWhy are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

39. zIf con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

40. zIf flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

41. zThe End! zFor now!