1. 'I Can't Write a Poem'
Poem

2. 'I Can’t Write a Poem' Poem
Here’s a type of poem that absolutely anybody can write, even if you’re sure that you have no idea how to write a poem.
That’s because it’s a poem about not being able to write a poem!
You won’t even have to think up a title for this poem, since you can use the very first line as the title.

3. 'I Can’t Write a Poem' Poem
All you have to do is make a list of your favourite excuses/complaints you make every time your teacher asks you to write a poem. The key to success in writing this type of poem is to let your imagination go wild. Your poem might start off with an ordinary excuse, but as the poem goes on, the excuse can get crazier and crazier.

4. Example - 'I Can't Write a Poem' Poem
Forget it. You must be kidding. I’m still half asleep. My eyes keep closing. My brain isn’t working. I don’t have a pencil. I don’t have any paper. My desk is wobbly. I don’t know what to write about. And besides, I don’t even know how to write a poem. I’ve got a headache. I need to see the nurse. Time’s up? Uh oh! All I have is this dumb list of excuses. You like it? Really? No kidding. Thanks a lot.

5. Lets Have A Go
To get started type the following webpage into your browser: Now come up with a list of excuses, the more ridiculous, the better. IMPORTANT - Don't forget to write your poem into your English booklets!!