1. Test Day Jams! Every Student Test Taking Skills Eidson Educational Services Laquietta Eidson Eidson Educational Services testdayjams@gmail.com Ph: 870-394-4232 Fax: 870-394-4485

2. Laquietta Eidson Eidson Educational Services testdayjams@gmail.com Ph: 870-394-4232 Fax: 870-394-4485

3. T.E.S.T. (To the tune of Y.M.C.A. by The Village People)

4. T.E.S.T. T.E.S.T. (To the tune of Y.M.C.A. by The Village People) Hey kids, here at our great school We say learning, learning is super cool And we love it, found out how fun it can be Theres no need to be unhappy Hey kids, take a look all around We said, hey kids, see all the friends that youve found You can learn here, and Im sure you will find Many ways to have a good time

5. (Chorus) Its great for us to have a T-E-S-T Weve got everything for a kid to enjoy Everything for a girl and a boy T-E-S-T Its great for us to have a T-E-S-T Building kids way up high Building families with pride Strong communities side by side

6. Teachers, theres a story thats true We said teachers, we help the grown-ups too We said teachers, build the spirit and mind And the body feels so alive Thats when, people just like yourselves They can come here to help somebody else And we meet here, because soon we all find Its the place to build up strong minds

7. (Chorus) Its great for us to have a T-E-S-T Weve got everything for a kid to enjoy Everything for a girl and a boy T-E-S-T Its great for us to have a T-E-S-T Building kids way up high Building families with pride Strong communities side by side

8. Hey kids, school is for you and me We said, hey kids, its the place to be We said, hey kids, hold your heads way up high Cause youve got to know this one thing No one does it all on their own With tests here, you want Advanced like your friends And its teachers, that has made us today So lets ce-le-brate as we say

9. (Chorus) Its great for us to have a T-E-S-T Weve got everything for a kid to enjoy Everything for a girl and a boy T-E-S-T Its great for us to have a T-E-S-T Building kids way up high Building families with pride Strong communities side by side

10. Here for the Test Day (to the tune of Here for the Party by Gretchen Wilson)

11. Here for the Test Day (to the tune of Here for the Party by Gretchen Wilson) Well Im a paint ball shootin, well rested, trying, student thats fun I take my books home every night And my parents think Im great cause Im tryin Im here for my peers cause they know that I can, gonna get a little crazy Advanced is my plan

12. (Chorus) You know Im here for the Test Day And I aint leavin till I get Advanced Gonna have a little fun, gonna get it done You know Im here, Im here for the Test Day,

13. I may not be Advanced but Proficient is really good And if I give it half a chance For me to make Advanced you know I could Ive been working all year just to show what I know So bring on that test, and Ill be just fine

14. (Chorus) You know Im here for the Test Day And I aint leavin till I get Advanced Gonna have a little fun, gonna get it done You know Im here, Im here for the Test Day,

15. Dont need no teacher testing tutor Just some time on the clock Please smack me if I start that testing shock (Chorus) You know Im here for the Test Day And I aint leavin till I get Advanced Gonna have a little fun, gonna get it done You know Im here, Im here for the Test Day!

16. (To the tune of I Love Rock n Roll by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts)

17. I Love Taking Tests I Love Taking Tests (To the tune of I Love Rock n Roll by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts) I saw my teacher there by the vending machine I saw my teacher there by the vending machine He always walked the halls like he was the king My heart was beatin strong Thumpin like my favorite song And I knew it wouldnt be long Till he tested me, yeah me And I knew it wouldnt be long Till he tested me, yeah me, And I said

18. (Chorus) I love taking test So put another A in your gradebook, teacher I love taking test Im gonna take my time and make Advanced youll see

19. WOW!! I took a seat in my chair as he called my name I said I was here To test for the state The whole class started to moan when he said turn off… cell phones An then we were movin on He looked at me, yeah me Time to be movin on He looked at me, yeah me, so I said

20. (Chorus) I love taking test So put another A in your gradebook, teacher I love taking test Im gonna take my time and make Advanced youll see

21. Then he took my phone and turned the timer on The test was movin on It was up to me, yeah me I was feelin strong And singing that testing song Sing with me, Lets sing

22. (Chorus) I love taking test So put another A in your gradebook, teacher I love taking test Im gonna take my time and make Advanced youll see

23. (To the tune of Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson)

24. Im a Test Day Hero Im a Test Day Hero (To the tune of Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson) Well I aint ever, been the basic type No I cant let my teachers down, cause they want me to do right In the classroom, or when Im at home, or on a field trip that is tight I got plans to pass this test, and make them proud thats right My teachers think Im crazy, or they may think Im bored But when they see my high scores, their jaws will hit the floor

25. Hey Im a Test Day hero I want that Advanced grade Im a citizen for the future And I say hey world here I come I keep my classroom grades up On my report card all year long And Im learning all the words to this long ole testing song So heres to all my teachers that make school so fun for me Let me get a big Advanced, if you want a high score like me ADVANCED

26. Advanced grades, well that scores real nice O but I want to make at least proficient, cause I think it feels right Proficients passing, just as passing as those advanced scores like me But if you expect those advanced scores, the higher your scores will be My teachers think Im crazy, or they may think Im bored But when they see my high scores, their jaws will hit the floor

27. Hey Im a Test Day hero I want that Advanced grade Im a citizen for the future And I say hey world here I come I keep my classroom grades up On my report card all year long And Im learning all the words to this long ole testing song So heres to all my teachers that make school so fun for me Let me get a big Advanced, if you want a high score like me ADVANCED

28. (To the tune of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice)

29. Pass That Test (To the tune of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice) Hey students….lets pass it All right stop, put your pencils down and listen The test is back with all new intentions Society! Grabs a hold of you tightly Floppin like a seesaw daily and nightly Will the state stop, yo, I dont know Too many tests and Ill blow To the extreme I rock a test like a vandal Light up my scores and wax the state like a candle

30. Advanced! Thats the score that booms Its filling your brain while your sittin in the classroom Ready! When I hear a test melody Anything less than your best is a felony Pass it or Fail it, I bet you cant wait I bet you hit bulls eye, you kids dont play Give me a math problem, yo Ill solve it Check out my grade while my teacher re-solves it

31. (Chorus) Pass that test

32. Now that the school is jumpin With the test kicked in and our blood is pumpin Quick to the end to the end no shakin Im passin this test, Im advanced, no fakin High scores! It aint quick and simple My friend stresses out when he sees a pimple And a high score with a real fast tempo Youre on a roll and its time to fly solo Rollin with your 4.0

33. With your test scores up so your teachers will know The seniors on standby waiting just to say bye Did I pass? Yes! If I just tried Passed on! Pursuing to the next stop I bust the test and Im heading to the next block The book was read Yo! So I continued my GPA…4 point avenue! Lunch was hot serving chili and weenies Al a carte lovers chompin paninis Jealous! Cause Im not gettin mine

34. My friends with their food and Im standin here in line Waiting! With the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill cause theyre late for d-hall Fire Drill! Screamed out like a whale I grabbed my books all I heard were bells Walking! Down the hallway real fast Jumped out the door, stand on the grass Bumpin and Bumpin, the front lawn was packed Im tryin to get in before the teacher gets back

35. No fire on the scene, no what I mean Teacher passed me up, confronted all the loud teens Give me a problem, Yo Ill solve it Check out her face, while my teacher re-solves it (Chorus) Pass that test

36. Take heed, and your time and dont blow it Teachers on the scene just in case you didnt know it My class! That created all the pace found Enough to break and shake holes in the ground Cause my scores like a chemical spill Scores you can vision and feel Constructed and Planned This is a heck of concept

37. We score it high and you want to step with us Kids play on the day, talk with the teachers, write with a papermate So fast! All the teachers look around If my score was a ham Id sell it by the pound Keep my composure when its time to pro-duce Magnetized by the test while I add by twos If there was a problem, Yo Ill solve it Check out my score while the state re-solves it

38. (Chorus) Pass that test