1. Shakespeare used ‘em jest for the fun of it
Tons of Puns
Shakespeare used ‘em
jest for the fun of it

2. Two Ships
Two ships were crossing the Pacific. One carried blue paint from Singapore. The other ship carried red paint from Los Angeles. Somewhere in the middle of the ocean, the two ships crashed into each other. The ships were both lost to the sea and the crews of both are believed to be marooned.

3. Pun Contest I entered a local Pun Contest.
I sent in 10 different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

4. Fruit Basket
When I got sick, my psychatrist sent me a basket of fruit. It was shrink wrapped.

5. Counting Cattle
I know a farmer who has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only 196 until he rounded them up.

6. A tardy student limped into my classroom with a lame excuse.
Tardy Kid
A tardy student limped into my classroom with a lame excuse.

7. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Banana Time
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

9. I knew a boy who was small and ugly. Now he grew some.
Ugly Boy
I knew a boy who was small and ugly. Now he grew some.

10. Oxymorons
A figure of speech that combines conflicting terms to create something new
Jumbo shrimp
Act natural
Crash landing
(As a result of friendly fire from a peacekeeping missile?)
Dodge Ram
P.C. (personal computer)
Agree to disagree