1. Stop Doing That! Common T-SQL Anti-Patterns
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Stop Doing That! Common T-SQL Anti-Patterns
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7. What we will focus on 1 2 3 Scalar-Value Function as part of Select
State of the Union 2
Common Table Expressions 3
SARGability 4
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8. Scalar-Valued Function in the Select
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9. What is a Scalar-Valued Function?
Scalar functions return a single data value of the type defined in the RETURNS clause.
Supports nearly all data types with the exception of text, ntext, image, and timestamp
Let’s see how they work
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10. What did we see Scalar-Valued Function is great to reuse code
When used as part of the select, the function will read, Row by Agonizing Row(RBAR)
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11. State of the Union
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12. What is a Union?
Union combines the results of two or more queries into a single result set that includes all the rows that belong to all queries in the union.
Union is a great way to give a unique results set from different queries. A Union specifies that multiple result sets are to be combined and returned as a single result set.
Let’s see how they work
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13. What did we see?
The union operator has its uses, but we can see that those uses come at a cost of reads and tempdb usage.
At times, we may not have an alternative, but we need to be aware of the costs and use this functionality accordingly.
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14. Common Table Expressions(CTE)
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15. What are CTE?
A common table expression (CTE) can be thought of as a defined derived table that is defined within the execution scope of a single SELECT, INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE, or CREATE VIEW statement.
Unlike a derived table, a CTE can be self- referencing and can be referenced multiple times in the same query.
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16. What did we see? CTE are a defined derived table
With small recordsets and simple queries, they are acceptable
They have no statistics or indexes available.
They will not scale well
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17. SARGable
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18. What is a SARGability?
In relational databases, a condition (or predicate) in a query is said to be sargable if the DBMS engine can take advantage of an index to speed up the execution of the query. The term is derived from a contraction of Search ARGument ABLE.
As DBAs, we do our best to write the queries to take advantage of the indexes as best we can.
Searching! Seek and Destroy!
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19. What did we see?
When we don’t take advantage of SARGability, we make the database work much harder than it needs to.
Use “LIKE”, built-in functions and scalar-valued functions sparingly.
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