1. Points to Ponder

2. Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

3. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

4. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

5. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

6. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited?

7. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

8. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

9. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

10. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

11. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

12. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

13. If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

14. You know how most packages say “open here
You know how most packages say “open here.” What is the protocol if the packages say, “open somewhere else?”

15. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

16. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

17. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

18. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance.

19. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

20. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

21. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

22. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

23. What do chickens think we taste like?

24. What do people in China call their good plates?

25. What do you call a male ladybug?

26. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

27. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

28. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

29. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

30. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

33. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

34. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

35. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

36. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

37. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

38. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

39. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

40. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

41. The End!
For now!