1. Konglish, physical description, and rudeness
Good basic know-hows of English language

2. A Korean friend is helping a Foreign Friend.
My computer just broke down. What do I do?
Take it to the AS.
…the what?

3. A Korean friend is helping a Foreign Friend.
I need something very strong to hold this together…
I will give you a strong bond.
…I’m sorry…but I’m not attracted to you like that…

4. A Korean friend is helping a Foreign Friend.
Shall we go to the movies?
Sure. There is a wonderful SF. Playing now.
SF…is that a Korean style?

5. A Korean friend is helping a Foreign Friend.
Sorry for the noise. My sister likes to watch Mellow style television.
Mellow…is your sister watching a Yoga class?

6. What’s This?

7. NOTEBOOK
노트북
NOTEBOOK?

8. What’s This?
It’s a laptop.

9. What’s This?

10. CONSENT
콘센트
Consent?

11. What’s This?
It’s a socket/outlett

12. What’s This?

13. Cider
사이다
(Apple)
Cider?

14. What’s This?
It’s sprite (7UP.)

15. What’s This?

16. Bond 본드
Bond?

17. What’s This?
It’s superglue

18. What’s This?

19. Pension 펜션
Pension?
$$$

20. What’s This?
It’s a guesthouse

21. What’s This?

22. Apart(eu)
아파트
A part of what?

23. It’s an apartment building
What’s This?
It’s an apartment building

24. What genre is this?

25. SF
에스에프
SF??!!

26. What genre is this?
It’s Sci-Fi.

27. What are they doing?

28. Sel-ka 셀카 ?!

29. They are taking a selfie.
What are they doing?
They are taking a selfie.

30. Who should you call?

31. …………………………………………………………????
A-S  애이 에스
…………………………………………………………????

32. Who should you call?
Call the warrantee;
Tech support

33. What’s This?

34. A-con
에이어 콘
A con?

35. It’s the air conditioner (AC)
What’s This?
It’s the air conditioner (AC)

36. What’s This?

37. A “Gibs” 깁스 ?!

38. What’s This?
It’s a hard cast.

39. What’s This?

40. A “Gibs”
(반?) 깁스 ?!

41. What’s This?
It’s a splint.

42. What’s This?

43. “Mellow” 멜로
Mellow!

44. What’s This?
It’s a Soap Opera.

45. What’s This?

46. A M.T. 엠티
MT?

47. It’s an (overnight) club meeting.
What’s This?
It’s an (overnight) club meeting.

48. Do you remember?

49. Do you remember?

50. Do you remember?

51. Nightclub  private club
Other konglish words
Fighting  Good luck
Cunning  Cheating
Hotchkiss  Stapler
Glamour  Curvy*
Arubait  Part time
oTtobait  motorbike
CF Commercial
My style  My type
Bad condition 
I don’t feel well
Nightclub  private club
Hot dog vs corn dog
“Hwe-sheek"

52. Pronunciation
Elevator
Lego
Rocket
locket

53. Pizza Ice cream LUNCH Fashion Television Shower Stress
Pronunciation
Television
Shower
Stress
“air conditioner”
Pizza
Ice cream
LUNCH
Fashion
Christmas
Radio
Russia
Bus
Video

54. Fried Chicken Color Six, Box Barbecue Fish Fork/Pork spaghetti
Pronunciation
Fried Chicken
Color
Six, Box
Barbecue
Fish
Fork/Pork
spaghetti

55. Make your acquaintance
Pronunciation
Make your acquaintance
This is awkward
Girl, world, twirl

56. TRY THIS!!! This Christmas, I will stress showers after pizza lunch.
Busses in Russia, have 6 rocket legos on each radios.
The fried chicken spaghetti is with fish and pork, eaten with a fork.

57. TRY THIS!!! 6 televisions show videos, fishers and barbecue pizzas.
The colors, twirl over the world, awkwardly see fashionable ice cream.

58. RED LEATHER, YELLOW LEATHER
TRY THIS!!!
RED LEATHER, YELLOW LEATHER
(5x, fast)