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I’m just a puppy dog, A happy kind of guy. I’m not a fussy dog But sometimes I could cry. When other dogs get biscuit treats And Pal and Champ and Jellymeat I think – that would be great ! But you should see what’s on my plate! They give me ….
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CHORUS 1: Sausages and custard Covered in mustard Pizza three days old, Green deli ham With blackberry jam Stuck to the side of my bowl I get their jelly on toast With last weeks roast With a slimy ice cream cone All mixed in and Slopped in a tin – I think I’ll find my bone!
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I’ve tried to whine and bark At supermarket time ( a slice of dog-roll would be absolutely fine.) And even when they buy a tin, By Wednesday there is nothing in, So I am “privileged” To eat what’s rescued from the fridge. They give me…
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CHORUS 1: Sausages and custard Covered in mustard Pizza three days old, Green deli ham With blackberry jam Stuck to the side of my bowl I get their jelly on toast With last weeks roast With a slimy ice cream cone All mixed in and Slopped in a tin – I think I’ll find my bone!
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Chorus 2: Greasy old chips In mushroom dip With coleslaw on the side Curry and rice on Coconut slice – It makes me want to hide. I know that liver and cake Was a big mistake – Moldy, spongy foam. It tastes like pureed fruit through an old gumboot I think I’ll find my bone!
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Chorus 1: Sausages and custard Covered in mustard Pizza three days old, Green deli ham With blackberry jam Stuck to the side of my bowl I get their jelly on toast With last weeks roast With a slimy ice cream cone All mixed in and Slopped in a tin – I think I’ll find my bone
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Chorus 2: Greasy old chips In mushroom dip With coleslaw on the side Curry and rice on Coconut slice – It makes me want to hide. I know that liver and cake Was a big mistake – Moldy, spongy foam. It tastes like pureed fruit through an old gumboot. AT LEAST I’VE GOT MY BONE!
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