Church Newsletter Bloopers The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. Actual.

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Church Newsletter Bloopers The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers For those of you who have children and don’t know it we have a nursery downstairs. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.. Please use large double door at the side entrance.. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.' Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.

Church Newsletter Bloopers A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. Actual sentences from real church newsletters and bulletins. STEP 1: Read the blooper in the box. STEP 2: Explain why it is wrong. STEP 3: Re-write the sentence correctly.