You Might Be A Buzzard Maintainer If… 1.You’ve ever slept on the concrete under a wing… 2.You have a better bench stock in the pockets of your coveralls.

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You Might Be A Buzzard Maintainer If… 1.You’ve ever slept on the concrete under a wing… 2.You have a better bench stock in the pockets of your coveralls than the supply system… 3.You’ve ever been told to go get “some prop wash and a yard of flight line”…. 4.You’ve ever had to walk for a week after not signing off your AF 1800… 5.10You believe the aircraft has a soul… 6.You’ve ever used a wheel chock as a hammer… 7.You’ve ever had to defuel and aircraft an hour after refueling it… 8.All you care about is the flying schedule and your days off… 9.You think everyone who isn’t a Maintainer is a wimp…. 10. You can’t figure out why maintenance officers exist…

What the f***, ONLY 3 beers?

It’s only an info- note…good to go!

I will train my people to Remove the Power Cord before starting tow vehicle…

Bill, you HAVE to take a day off! Does he know I sleep in my truck every night?

Here Wood… P-Diddy… He’s at the Cadillac!

When I grow up…

Maybe my ex- girlfriends won’t recognize me

Don’t look at me…I just dig the hat!

Seems to have a “dropped” object….!

Are you sure you’re Code-3? Try again….

The wheels on the bus go round and round…

Don’t tell the Chief…we lost another tool…shhhhh….

Honest, I didn’t mean to walk into the women’s shower!

BUZZARD’S RULE!!!

Do you swear to always give me CT jets?

How’d I get stuck in this picture?

They call you what?

Look, a shiny object!

I want out…I want out…where’s my crew chief?

Parts? What parts?

When do you think the Chief will let us drive again? As soon as we stop speeding, turn on our blinkers, and set our parking brake!

No Easley, the wind direction doesn’t affect station 1…it only affects station 2

Hey Skippy, where does the wheel speed sensor go? Probably next to the bolts in 2046s cockpit….

ZzzzzzZzzzzzz z

I wish the Chief and SMSgt Muranaka would leave

Unplug the – 60..unplug the – 60…unplug the – 60…

Ain’t nothing wrong with the ECS on 2102

If it ain’t bad, why am I down here freezing my butt off fixing it?

I hear you’ve recently been named “most likely to lose your driving priviledges?

I bleed purple…I don’t look good in green! If the Chief goes, I go…not!

You think they noticed I don’t have my goggles on?

What’s this button do? Geez Skippy, what kind of specialist are you? I dunno, I just turned it on… We’ll never get this jet fixed!

BUZZARD’S RULE !!!!