He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

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He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Want a quickie? She said... As opposed to what?

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said... Well, you succeeded.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would, but you're never there.

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

Friend said... 'I don't think you will ever find another woman like your late wife.' He said... 'Who's gonna look?’