* Everything en la mesa is set, * La servilleta y plato are dry not wet, * Pimienta y sal are both types of spice, * Cuchara is spoon, cuchillo is knife. * Vaso is glass, cocinero is chef, * Just in case tienes hambre or tienes sed, * Everything en la mesa is set.

* Fui, al jardín, saw maíz growin’, * El ajo stem, wasn’t really showin’, * I picked guisantes as fast as I could, * La alcachofa didn’t taste very gooooood. * But baby I want saber, how la carne tastes. * Carne de res, ternera, cerdo * Cordero y pescado * Los mariscos are the seafood, * If allergic then langosta’s not for you.

* But they didn’t have to cut that stalk, * There were ajo and guisantes for comiendo, * There was berenjena, eggplant, * I don’t grow arroz because rice paddies are rough. * And ya didn’t have to kill cerdo, * Or have your friends take ternera and also el biftec. * They should’ve eaten mariscos. * That was just some maíz that I used to grow.