Queen Mab is my home girl! facebook Wall Photos Messages Boxes Mercutio Logout Mercutio has been slain! They made worms’ meat of me! Curse you Montagues! Curse you Capulets! Wall Info Notes Write something… “Dreamers often lie” Queen Mab is my home girl! Share View photos of Mercutio (5) Mercutio is going out today with Benvolio! Things are going to get CRAZY! Send Mercutio a message Poke Mercutio Benvolio to Mercutio I think we should go out today, but if we see any of those disgusting Capulets, we should bounce. I don’t feel like fighting today. Information Networks: Verona Birthday: Political: For Prince Escalus Religion: Hometown: Verona, Italy Romeo to Mercutio Man, sorry for ditching you, but that party was AWESOME. Juliet Capulet is a hottie! Mercutio can’t believe Romeo bailed on us last night. LAME! Probably off crying in the corner about Rosaline. Friends Mercutio is headed to the Capulets to CRASH a party! I hope Romeo isn’t a whiny baby the whole time. We are going to show him Mercutio wishes Romeo would grow up and realize that Rosaline is no good. My motto: swords over women any day! Romeo Benvolio Escalus 1

Queen Mab is my home girl! facebook Wall Photos Messages Boxes Mercutio Logout Mercutio has been slain! They made worm’s meat of me! Curse you Montagues! Curse you Capulets! Wall Info Notes Basic Information “Dreamers often lie” Queen Mab is my home girl! Networks: Verona, Italy Sex: Male Birthday: Hometown: Verona, Italy Relationship Status: Single Political Views: For Prince Escalus Religious Views: View photos of Mercutio (5) Send Mercutio a message Poke Mercutio Personal Information Activities: Walking the streets of Verona with Romeo and Benvolio, Making up stories to entertain people, Getting into fights with the CAPULETS! Interests: Sword fights, the ladies, Grand Theft Auto Favorite Music: Lil’ Wayne, ACDC, T.I. Favorite Movies: Transformers, Saving Private Ryan, Drill –bit Taylor Favorite TV Shows: Ultimate Fighter, Tool Academy, Favorite Books: I don’t read…unless it’s a Sports Illustrated article Information Networks: Verona Birthday: Political: For Prince Escalus Religion: Hometown: Verona, Italy Contact Information Photos 2 Albums Address: The streets of Verona Phone Number: (808) 689-7878 (txt it!!) Chillin’ with my homies Updated last Tuesday My Awesome Duels Updated two months ago 2

facebook Wall Photos Messages Boxes Mercutio Logout Mercutio has been slain! They made worm’s meat of me! Curse you Montagues! Curse you Capulets! Wall Info Notes Text Message Conversation with Tybalt So that nasty Tybalt texted me last night about Romeo. He thinks he is so tough, but he is wrong!! If Romeo doesn’t do something about this, I will. Here it is: Tybalt: Ur friend Romeo is going down. Me: That’s what you think Tybalt: His moves are nothing. I watch UFC every night. Me: UFC is sweet, but Romeo is straight-up street all the way. He will destroy you. Tybalt: U tell him I will meet him any time. Me: If he won’t fight you, I will. Tybalt, prince of cats! Tybalt: I don’t have beef with u. But if u keep talkin smack, bring it! Blog on Love-Sick Puppies K. So Romeo's my best friend and all, but I am SICK of his whiny attitude. So he loves Rosaline. Who cares? She isn’t even that hot. Plus, she said she was never going to date him. I mean, there is hard to get and then there is just impossible. Benvolio tried to tell him that there are other fish in the sea, but he doesn't seem to believe him. He says Rosaline is the best thing ever. Really? Has he seen the chicks that walk our streets? I am making a vow to NEVER be so love sick over a girl. He should just stick to telling jokes and getting in brawls like me! Benvolio and I know how to have a good time. 3

Romeo Escalus Benvolio facebook Inbox (1) Wall Photos Messages Boxes Mercutio Logout Inbox (1) Messages Sent Updates Romeo RIP Man I don’t even know why I am writing this to you… Escalus Bad News You shouldn’t hang out with Romeo and his cousin… Benvolio Capulet Ball I am so pumped to crash this party…

RIP Man facebook Inbox (1) Wall Photos Messages Boxes Mercutio Logout Sent Updates RIP Man I don’t even know why I am writing this to you. You’re DEAD. Even as I write it I can’t believe it. You were my best friend, dude. I feel so terrible that I let this happen to you. It should have been me that was fighting. I am more practiced than you are at this stuff. You were always the one that talked the smack while I came up and finished them off. We were such a good team. Instead, I let my love for Juliet blind me. Now I am banished, my wife will never be able to be with her husband, and my best friend is six feet under. My life is basically over. I should just end it now. Oh, Mercutio, will you ever forgive me? I’ll never forget our battles of wit every time that we hung out. Thanks for everything that you have done for me. I love you man. I might be joining you soon.

Bad News Bad News facebook Inbox (1) Wall Photos Messages Boxes Mercutio Logout Inbox (1) Messages Sent Updates Bad News You shouldn’t hang out with Romeo and his cousin Benvolio. This feud is going to blow up in everyone’s face soon, and I don’t want you to be a part of it. I know you think Romeo is a cool guy, and from what I’ve heard, he is a well-mannered young man, but his family is bad news. You are going to end up getting hurt or even killed if you hang out with him. Bad News You have to relax man! Don’t mess with Romeo; he isn’t the root of the problem. He is so lovesick that he couldn’t fight anyone if he tried. I am glad you care, but I can hold my own. Don’t worry.

Capulet Ball Capulet Ball facebook Inbox (1) Wall Photos Messages Boxes Mercutio Logout Inbox (1) Messages Sent Updates Capulet Ball I am so pumped to crash this party tonight! First, I am going to dance ALL night long! I may not be the hottest guy at this party, but I have dance moves like no other! Also, I am going to win that bet against Romeo about finding a new girl. Come on, we both know he doesn’t really love Rosaline. He is just obsessed with her. Tonight, after he sees all the chicks dancing in their dresses, he will forget Rosaline even exists and find a new girl to stalk, and I will win the bet. So, should I swing by soon to pick you up? Capulet Ball Sounds good man. I’ll be here, but we will probably have to force Romeo to stop sulking in the corner like a whiny baby. Maybe I’ll look up a new joke or two to entertain him! Either way, we are going to rock out!