Hello, dude! I’d like to buy one ticket to Yokohama please.

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Presentation transcript:

Hello, dude! I’d like to buy one ticket to Yokohama please.

That will be $1,800. Right, Mr. Hat?

Right, Mr. Garrison. Exactly $1,800.

Oh, and Mr. Hat says that you’ll be sharing your stateroom with a Kelada.

Wait a minute, dude! Have you just said KELADA?!?

God damn it! I’m stuck with a non-American, again!

Damn racist boy!

This Kelada guy starts to piss me off. I wish he would never show up!

What’s up, mate? I’m Mr. Kelada!

MATE?! What are you, Australian??

HELL NO, dude! I’m not a god damn Australian! I’m a proud American!

Oh, well…

Would you like anything to drink? I got them all – scotch, champagne, vodka - anything

No. You see, last time I had drunk, I found myself tied butt naked to the roof of a bus, driving 80mph.

Really???

No! I was just kidding, fatass!

Well, anyhow, are you ready to go? I have made a reservation for the two of us at the ship’s dining room

Crap... Now you want me to have dinner with you?!

Oh, no! It is god damn Mr. Kelada! Hello, everybody

Mr. And Mrs. Ramsey. I would like you to meet my dear dear friend, Mr. John

Actually, I don’t really know him. I was FORCED to share my stateroom with him… Sucks, huh?

Yeah… By the way dude, take a look at my wife’s necklace.

I don’t know, dude. I think it’s fake No way, dude! It can’t be fake!!!

Want to make this interesting? Okay. And if I’m right, which I am, you give ME a hundred bucks Sounds good to me. If it’s fake, and I’m right, you give me a hundred bucks

Okay then. Now WHO IS FREAKING RIGHT!?!?

Well, all I’m going to say is that I paid 18 bucks for these pearls on eBay!

NO!!!!! This can’t be happening to me! I am NEVER wrong!!!!!

All right then. There is your freaking god damn money!

Oh my god! They killed Mrs. Ramsey! You, bastards!

Oh, well. This has been a crappy day… Let’s just return to our cells. Good idea

DINING ROOM Dude, you know you owe me a favor. No, dude. What favor? See you later guys. Take good care of my hundred bucks

DINING ROOM Well, the pearls for an instance! Oh my god! They are not fake!?

DINING ROOM No! they Cost me 25 G’s! So why the hell did you lie?

DINING ROOM Because this Mr. KNOW- ALL pisses me off!

Look, Mr. Kelada. There’s something I must confess to you

Well the pearls… They were real…

SON OF A B***H!!!!!

Look what you have done to my boy!!!

Shut up, you fat b***h!!

Hey, Mr. Ramsey!

What? Die, you son of a b***h!!!