2. Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign in Singapore. I hope you like them …

3. Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet. God.

4. Can you imagine what air would cost, if someone else provided it? God

5. What do i have to do to get your attention? Put an ad. In the paper? God

6. Earth people, do not treat me like a marcian. God

7. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said... naaah! God

8. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

9. How can you be a self-made-man? I remember perfectly, making you. God

10. If you think Gioconda is amazing, you should see my master piece. In the mirror. God

11. Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

12. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

13. We need to talk. God

14. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

15. This “Love thy neighbour”... I meant it. God Al Mendoza

16. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you... God

17. The road you choose... Will you take me with you? God

18. Follow me. God

19. You are not alone, you have me God.

20. Trust in me God.

21. I want the best gift, for you God. Al Mendoza

22. Put yourself in my hands and watch God. Al Mendoza

23. I am looking for you, answer me God.