2. Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

3. Please, do not drink when you drive -- You are not ready to see me yet. God.

4. Can you imagine what air would cost if someone else provided it? God

5. What do I have to do to get your attention? Put an ad in the paper? God

6. Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

7. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said... naaah! God

8. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

9. How can you be a self-made-man? I remember making you in my image. God

10. If you think Michaelangelo is amazing, you should see my masterpiece. Just look in the mirror. God

11. Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

12. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

13. Come to my house on Sunday before the game. God

14. Come and bring the children. God

15. What part of “Thou shalt not...” don’t you understand? God

16. We need to talk. God

17. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

18. This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God Al Mendoza

19. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you... God

20. The road you choose... Will you take me with you? God

21. Follow me. God

22. … and when you want to know what God is saying … R ead The Bible Have you read my best seller? It tells quite a story. God

23. With pleasure I will carry your cross -- come and follow Me. God

24. You are not alone, you have me God

25. Trust in me God

26. I want the best in life for you God Al Mendoza

27. Put yourself in my hands and see what I can do God Al Mendoza

28. I am looking out for you – will you please follow me? God

29. Don’t drop me. God Al Mendoza I hope you share this message … God bless you.