1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence ( a life sentence ).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. A married life is full of excitement and frustrations. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

5. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has...you wish you had ordered that instead.

6. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!

7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

8. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

9. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

10. Marriage is a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

11. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another...AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

12. A Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

13. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

14. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

15. This is just to make you laugh, marriage can be a good thing if u MAKE IT

16. STILL UNMARRIED? Do not be that scared. Marriage is better than waking up next to an empty pillow

17. Send this to all single people who needs a good laugh, and to those married ones so that they can change their lifestyles. So that u don’t scare anymore!

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