1. The Life of Tallula By Mr. Clark

2. Tallula is a stick person.

3. Tallula was born in a house of sticks.

4. Tallula has a friend named Bob. Bob looks a lot like Tallula.

5. Sometimes Tallula and Bob play tricks on each other. Like when Tallula borrowed Bob’s car without telling him and drove it into Lake Ontario.

6. Or the time Bob barbecued Tallula’s cat. Even Tallula agreed it was rather tasty. But she thought she was eating chicken.

7. Then there was the time Tallula pushed Bob off the CN Tower. It took a week to clean the mess off the sidewalk.

8. Bob was so angry, he launched five missiles at Tallula’s house. Tallula was lucky that four of them missed.

9. But most of the time, they get along just fine. The End.