1. Computer Jokes Devon White

2. Top 3 Signs You are an Internet Geek 10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?" 8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

3. You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. Your family always knows where you are. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL"

4. Technology for Country Folk. LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the truck. HARD DRIVE: Getting home in the winter time.

5. If Microsoft built cars Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this and carry on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to reinstall the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this this too.