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3. 1.Zombie jokes 2.What they eat 3.When zombies attack 4.Classification 5.The truth 6.How to tell is someone is a zombie 7.bibliography

4. What did the zombie get an award for? *DEAD-ication!* What’s black and white and red all over? *A nun being eaten by zombie babies*

5. People –healthy –brains –flesh –hot chicks

6. Why did the zombie cross the road? *He wanted to eat the chicken* Where do zombies go for cruises? *Deaditerranean Sea*

7. Have short hair and tight clothes Avoid urban areas Hide in trees and bushes Don’t walk -- Drive Lure and destroy Go with a partner Maintain communication Be alert Use daylight Plan your escape

8. Backpack Water bottle Water-purification tablets Map & compass Small flashlight Sleeping bag Weapons

9. Alien zombies Biological zombies Demon zombies Electrical zombies Mummified zombies Radioactive zombies

10. Zombie can’t swim Zombies don’t do well in the cold ZOMBIES DON’T DANCE!!

11. Unnatural mouth position Green pale skin Shoulders bent Legs limp Asks for brains Bites your forehead Afraid of the sun Smells really bad Doesn’t talk in complete sentences

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