1. Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
I challenge you NOT to think dirty.
None of the answers are obscene in any way.

2. 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?

3. 1. (talk)

4. 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

5. 2. (Legs)

6. 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

7. 3. (a twenty dollar bill)

8. 4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

9. 4. (firetruck)

10. 5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

11. 5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

12. 6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

13. 6. (pants)

14. 7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

15. 7. (fork)

16. 8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?

17. 8. (Almond chocolate bar)

18. 9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

19. 9. (grit)

20. 10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

21. 10. (last name)