1. WORDS OF WISDOM Paul Farrelly – Sales Manager Reported verbatim from a sales meeting held in Aug 2004

2. Words of Wisdom We are like a great big tanker, right, and we are heading off into the sea. Our bosses have told us to head to Belize. And you guys, you are on the helicopters, flying off to the shore going on missions behind enemy lines.

3. Words of Wisdom You are the SAS in your balaclavas and your inflatable doing covert operations, all helping the tanker, which everyone knows takes such a long time to turn. But really it’s an aircraft carrier, but the enemy don’t know that, ‘cos that’s what the art of war says, Sun Tsu said, know your enemy like the back of your hand.

4. Words of Wisdom Anyway this tanker is really a warship but it’s still really difficult to turn. And you guys are flying about in your boats supporting the fleet, and we can see Belize in the distance, and then we get a call from the admiral, who’s Ronnie or Olivier and they say…

5. Words of Wisdom “Where are you”? And I say, cos I’m the captain right!, “I’m nearly at Belize” And they say “Yeah, change of plan, you need to be in Portsmouth”