1. My Freaking Awesome Portfolio By Liana Burgoyne MC Gee AP English Literature 12, 2B Click here to hear my Voki's soothing voice.

2. Table of Contents To-Do List Before I Kick the Bucket To-Do List Before I Kick the Bucket To-Do List Before I Kick the Bucket To-Do List Before I Kick the Bucket My Life in Six Words My Life in Six Words My Life in Six Words My Life in Six Words MC Gee’s Fabulous Class MC Gee’s Fabulous Class MC Gee’s Fabulous Class MC Gee’s Fabulous Class More Fabulosity More Fabulosity More Fabulosity More Fabulosity Creative Writing Creative Writing Creative Writing Creative Writing My Soul. It’s deep. My Soul. It’s deep. My Soul. It’s deep. My Soul. It’s deep. The Ancient Days The Ancient Days The Ancient Days The Ancient Days Something I Found Under Zack Russo's Mattress Something I Found Under Zack Russo's Mattress Something I Found Under Zack Russo's Mattress Something I Found Under Zack Russo's Mattress

3. Bucket List! Be a millionaire. It’s not so far fetched. Don’t judge me. Be a millionaire. It’s not so far fetched. Don’t judge me. Own a grand piano Own a grand piano Have a giant library in my awesome house Have a giant library in my awesome houselibrary Own a nice-arse house, ideally at Croatan. Own a nice-arse house, ideally at Croatan.Croatan Invest in mutual funds Invest in mutual funds Make my IRA super lucrativeeee Make my IRA super lucrativeeee Become CEO of a successful business Become CEO of a successful business Go into sales Go into sales Continue martial arts for the rest of my life Continue martial arts for the rest of my lifemartial arts martial arts Have notoriously bad-arse parties every year for July 4 th and New Year’s Eve Have notoriously bad-arse parties every year for July 4 th and New Year’s Eve Speak Spanish fluently Speak Spanish fluently Learn a little more about other languages Learn a little more about other languages Bucket List (continued)

4. Bucket List! Meet the Offspring Meet the Offspring Sky dive Sky dive Buy houses and rent them out Buy houses and rent them out Be a bartender Be a bartender Donate to charity regularly Donate to charity regularly Obtain ample supply of chloroform Obtain ample supply of chloroform Meet Eminem Meet Eminem Watch all these movies that people yell at me for not seeing Watch all these movies that people yell at me for not seeing Continue to thrive in the field of awesome Continue to thrive in the field of awesome Own a restaurant Own a restaurant Have a Rottweiler named Jasmine Have a Rottweiler named Jasmine Set up a trust fund for my grandkids Set up a trust fund for my grandkids Complete my bucket list. Complete my bucket list. Back to Table of Contents

5. I’m kicking success in the arse. That is all. That is all. Back to Table of Contents

6. MC Gee’s Fabulous Class page 1 page 1 page 1 page 1 page 2 page 2 page 2 page 2 page 3 page 3 page 3 page 3 page 1 page 1 page 1 page 1 page 2 page 2 page 2 page 2 page 3 page 3 page 3 page 3 Numero UnoNumero Dos-O Back to Table of Contents

7. The Ancient Days 1) The Worst -page 1 page 1page 1 -page 2 page 2page 2 2) The Best -page 1page 1 3) The One With the Hairy Chest -page 1 page 1page 1 -page 2 page 2page 2 Back to Table of Contents